Quotes about “"russia"”
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this is like the most shit we've talked in weeks. he actually played all the characters in that movie, you wouldn't expect it. maybe you know him by his pseudo name, quentin tarantino. aka eddie murphy. hey, can someone give me a history lesson according to nlss with what's going on with russia right now? no. wait, not russia right now? absolutely not.
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hi! we try to keep a political here on the show, dan. you're coming over the top here asking us to get involved in international relations. no, i just asked for the nlss interpretation. of russia?
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what's going on with russia? they've got sauerkraut there. dez, you are so completely wrong. you think they don't have any sauerkraut? i think they probably have some sauerkraut. they probably got about as much as they've got the hood milk. i don't think that's true. it's not russian. sauerkraut is german. russia's big on like borscht and pickles. yeah, they like sauerkraut too.
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think dan is right. they were not dan and absolutely not i think rob is is right. they probably do have some sauerkraut i think they have absolutely have sauerkraut. yeah, i'm sure like the international section in the grocery store. oh ghosts no i'm a stone cold killer doubt it there is sauerkraut in russia. see exactly. yeah, i
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does everybody there have an irish accent, nick? no, actually, not everybody does. whaaaat? yeah, because it's actually a really touristy place and there's people from all over the world. that is crazy. believe it or not, we ran into people from russia, we ran into people from france, all different places. does everybody there look like a leprechaun? i can't say that i saw a single person that looked like a leprechaun, but there was a leprechaun history museum around the central area of dublin, which was kind of hilarious. we didn't go to it though. that's pretty cool.
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drak gave me an afterbirth thumbnail. oh, sweet. hey drak, can i have one too? i should probably have said that on skype before, but i didn't. yeah, just call them out publicly. yeah. i'm not kidding, like if you make one i'll pay you for it. yeah, that's... correct. pluto's surface is about the size of russia. there you go. maybe not the same size as the... what's bigger, russia or the pacific ocean? mmm, pacific. you think so? yeah. russia's huge though. probably pretty close.
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what's bigger, russia or russia or the usa? come on. that's an easy one. russia or the moon? pacific ocean. okay. what's bigger, russia or the pacific ocean? can't figure out, can't see. i kind of didn't think they'd have that information, but i was ready to be surprised. what's bigger, russia or the moon? is the moon bigger than russia? yes.
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there you go. it's 20 times bigger. oh wow. well i guess it's as simple as them just comparing the, you know, measurements. maybe that is information they'd have. is canada bigger than russia? no. there's another piece of information for you if you're interested. i knew that one already. i can just kind of see it on the map actually. although i know the map lies sometimes. the pacific ocean is 10 times the size of russia. there you go.
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how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great.
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well, actually, you bought it from russia way back in the 1800s. it's a long story though. yeah, but russia didn't deserve it. come on. british columbia almost became a part of the united states. there was a succession movement, but they ended up joining british confederation as a result of sir john a. macdonald's decision to build a railroad. the title of a youtube video that's sure to go viral. maru cures cancer or pursed pussy lips extravaganza.
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yeah, yeah, my dude's shooting as well. he's not really like doing anything, but he's standing there and shooting. that's for sure. he looks angry. if he was a prime minister of russia, he'd be vladimir shooting. oh, he's leveled up! he's munching them now! he's munching the christ out of them! oh my god, he does like as much damage as like a third level bandage girl. oh. oh, what is he doing here? he looks like a weird egg. i think we might be on the same level.
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aren't potatoes the apples of the earth? absolutely correct. the french language has finally illuminated what we've always known to be true. finally! a potato a day will make a distilleray. yeah dude, get some vodka in you. actually i don't really like vodka. that's the gatorade commercial isn't it? vodka is it in you? nah i think it's a gatorade. vodka is kind of the gatorade of the noble people of russia right? wow. oh my gosh you got this. you got this. center it! center it!
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you know they haven't been there in a while. i think the time is right to come back though. yeah, it's time. not every shooter needs to be a world war ii shooter like it was for like six or seven years, but... they could make a cold war shooter. just get a couple of... wait, did you say cold war shooter? yeah, cold war shooter. nobody's ever tried that. like an espionage cold war shooter. alternate reality where it becomes like world war iii with russia.
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there we go. suck it peep. i kind of want to roll that but i'm gonna take it. well boss spoilers. that was terrible damage yeah don't worry about it we're still good. flooded cave a rinos. they also dropped magnum condoms in russia and labeled them medium. that's pretty good.
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traditionalists in this country are under siege by secularists. we got the aclu and other left wing radicals running around and suing local communities that defy them. as president, what would you do about this kind of thing? i tend to side with the traditionalists. people are okay with that. russia's flexing its muscles lately, invading the ukraine, military action in syria. is it because they perceive how weak the current administration is? what would you do about the russians? they only respect power. people were like a little lukewarm there.
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more than the usa? what else? what is it, russia? no, i just mean that if nick's watching it, it could be usa and mexico. i know it's a hot button issue for you guys. oh, i didn't know they had that. they primarily go back and forth between vancouver and toronto. in vancouver, british columbia, the pacific rail crossing. yeah. 85 hectares of fuck come in every year.
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