Quotes about “"real fucker"”
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and it's like a third time i'd be like, i'd rather just read my book. honestly. you gotta diversify your hobbies a little bit. you just have low libido? nope. i am just a normal person. sorry to break the news to you. i know that there's a risk to talking about stuff like this because it makes you look like you're not a real fucker. it's the way of the world. unfortunately, i'm compelled by an ancient curse to only tell the truth.
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you don't fuck. and i'm not saying that the rock doesn't fuck, because he's probably fucked. but if you're like, look at how fucking strong i am. by the way, i will never be caught dead saying the f word because it's bad for my brand. you don't fuck. you're not a real fucker. if you have a cock, show it. prove it. he did. he fucked when he made that rap, that rap that he should not have made on that wwe album. he was still fucking back then, 100%. somewhere around jumanji one or two, he stopped fucking, i think.
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your take about the horniest posters not being real fuckers resonated with me yesterday. that's why it bothers me. because i feel like there's like a pseudo machismo that's like whenever there's like an attractive female on the screen they're like, wow she's so hot even if she's a cartoon you know what i would like to do to her and i'm like yeah i know what you'd like to do you'd like to sit in your fucking basement and jerk off to it. you're not... it's not happening bro. you're not a real fucker. real fuckers don't post like that.
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jerkers posts like that, which is fine. but why are you pretending to be a fucker when you're a jerker? why are you denying the honesty of your nature? that's why it's irritating to me. it's all these jerkers who are pretending to be fuckers. can i be both? you can be both, but you're not a real fucker if you're posting jerk or shit in the chat. jerkers who fuck are just normal people. we need to find like some shit about the orchard, man. i'll tell you. oh, brother.
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i know that there's a risk to talking about stuff like this. because it makes you look like you're not a real fucker. it's the way of the world. unfortunately, i'm compelled by an ancient curse to only tell the truth. you know in like music, where they're like, you know, we met at the club, our eyes locked, had a drink, i already knew it was on, took her home, we were making love all night. i'm like, fuck you man, no thank you.
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i didn't really see the rise. i did jump to the guy's defense. everyone is critiquing his form. they were like, you're not even a real fucker. look at these weak strokes. and i'm like, buddy, he's got jeans on and he's fucking a plate. like i think you'd probably your kinematics would be a little bit foreign to you as well. that's an away game, man. you don't know the intricacies of the fucking silverware, the flatware and shit, man. it's a different angle of attack and all that shit.
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think we have to go too many people so to vent too many jerkers pretending to be fuckers that are not they think fucking is actually gross they're just jerking which is a state night still celebrated with openness but you're condescending to a real fucker is all i'm saying we're full on jerkers, i guess is what i'm saying. i waste so i was way slow on that one he's too into the anecdote
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you're condescending to a real fucker is all i'm saying. we're full on jerkers, i guess is what i'm saying. like i don't want to hear a jerk talk about how horny they are. just go fucking handle it. you know what to do. why are you making it my business? you're just jerking it anyway. i'm gonna go jerk off later! wow this shit's making me so horny i'm gonna go jerk off! it's just uninteresting dude. i'm so horny i could spit.
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are we done no you got one more round i think it's the same oh yeah the same problem okay a lot of rides on this oh yeah i could i could be a real fucker to everyone there was a real good one that i skipped on because i thought both mine were good
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he's not happy with having to deal with him. he's got to spread the virus. that is definitely true. i genuinely like i respect the goblin play. you know, like you that was a real fucker. it's like a conversational like like mail bomb. yeah. it was like, yeah, yeah. bro, this insurance company keeps calling me like i want to
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two wild damage to each enemy, it's a given. mana shield is tempting, but the parrot wand is what we're all about here, man. now you're a fucker. you're a real fucker. it'd be nice to kill vacuum turn one. that would require a stun, that's nice. and then, ideally, like a book. oh my god, you're straight trash and i hate you? how about that? two govans at least. whatever, we go again. we go again.
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