Quotes about “"real eater"”
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3266.440
they see blood sausage and they're like i would eat that. oh really? well then why are you having chicken tenders and mayonnaise for dinner every single night? like they're literally larping about eating which is a very attainable realistic goal to become a real eater. it's kind of embarrassing to me the lengths that people will go to to debase themselves in my head. sorry you're right i forgot the plate off. blood sausage is good though
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5557.58
qr code menu, weird like snap stencil letter menu with the coca cola branding on it and you have to go up to the front. you're like is this a place where i sit? they gave me a menu when i sat down but then i have to go up to the counter to order. that's a little weird. whatever place is it happens to be right next to me. i'll do whatever i got to do man. i just like food like i'm a real eater. qr code menus suck because it's a cost cutting measure that puts the burden on the consumer.
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3507.120
the scene where preacher boy plays the blues for the first time is actually an all timer, like an incredible scene where you, the kind that makes you go this movie has a lot of sauce. but don't assume that just because i gave it four stars i don't know what being a real eater is all about. perpetuated an anti irish stereotype? no, i thought the dude was cool. he was doing some cool stuff man, doing some cool dancing, his eyes could glow red.
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518.40
i'm a real eater, you're a real eater, so let's eat each other's moms. i don't know that one. i think it's mother lover by the... it's mother lover, yeah. by who? by the lonely islands. by the lonely island crew or whatever. i thought it was mother lover by mother mother. a band i just found existed this week. no, it's by imotherearth. i remember them. i remember them, i love my mind. yes, man.
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244.14
whatever restaurant is closest to my current position. qr code menu. weird like snap stencil letter menu with the coca cola branding on it and you have to go up to the front. you're like, is this a place where i sit? they gave me a menu when i sat down but then i have to go up to the counter to order. that's a little weird. whatever place is it happens to be right next to me. i'll do whatever i got to do man. i just like food. like i'm a real eater. wrong. it's dorsia. well, yeah, if you can get a reservation. that's tricky though.
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1997.080
you gotta give him something? bet. broken out of a mango. level up, you motherfucker. bro just likes mango? it might be the best tasting fruit, so that's no surprise. we all know gordon ramsay's a real eater. can i get a level up on gordon ramsay to add a little more character to him? what would gordon ramsay like?
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943.86
you're not a real eater? i think i've had 2,000, 3,000 calorie meals in my life. why not try it? well, because when i eat a meal that's too big, he's a genius. i'm gonna die. i don't really feel like... hang on, i'm a genius. when i eat meals that are too big, i don't feel like my pants are gonna explode. i feel like there's a muscle in my stomach that's gonna rip.
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979.32
so undoing your belt or your pants button is like not gonna fix that. the only thing you can do with that is like lay down. people are saying i'm not a real eater. i'm telling you, i told this story but maybe like six months ago, eight months ago, we went to all you can eat korean barbecue and we accidentally like
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1968.90
lose anyway watch oh it didn't barely know who's eating something sorry kory's a real eater the munch what's something you always keep in your wallet water the mouth or always keep a little ass in your wallet water the message a chiblee answer yeah no you did you read all right well
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3828.96
finished a serving of popcorn at a movie theater. and like i'm eating, i'm a real eater. you have to find my way halfway back. that's insane? it's not insane. they serve you like 10,000 kernels in a medium. how big are the servings? it's north america. they go like way too big. get a small? no, you'd have to be stupid to get a small. a small is like 1975 and a medium is 2025.
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3914.620
might be the same person. wouldn't it be crazy if it was the same person? it just turned out the first person who thought that the armenian dude wasn't a real eater just got a stank box. wouldn't that be something? and this is how you found out? this is how you were like, you didn't know this whole time? you're 35 bro? that's nice of you to say i'm literally 37. but that's because if i was 25 i'd be like, wouldn't it be interesting if... no, i can't say that.
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