Quotes about “"plumbers and accountants"”
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i have mahomes and jackson in my superflex league. well, listen, it's not my fault you're drafting against like, uh, plumbers and accountants, bro. i was drafting against people who are always online. so like, literally, i'm in like diamond league. it's my first year playing fantasy since the mid 2000s. like, i'm in a league with people who know what they're doing. i got josh allen and joe burrow. what the fuck is wrong with your league, man? you got two of the top five. you got qb1 and like qb4. like, what's going on?
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i'm just saying paul atreides, yeah sure the harkonnens like structurally were like really scary but like at a grunt level it was like plumbers and accountants. paul is funny as fuck because not gonna lie he iced a dude and then had dreams like in another world we were homies and you showed me the way like imagine if you did that to one of your ops. i never really thought about that i guess like jammus would be kind of like pissed off in the fremen seats or whatever right when he like
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gamers back then were ass. i legitimately was playing against plumbers and accountants and i would give anything to go back to be honest with you. that guy, if he's alive, which i have no reason to believe that he wouldn't be, he would be in his 50s now and i wish him nothing but the best. there's also the other guy i've talked about before. i used to play like espn nhl 2k5 with him and then he would tell me, he was like probably 10 years older than me, he would tell me like he stopped having to buy groceries because every day when he came home from work
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i think i don't know if i'd ever write anything down, but i think i would love to just be a member of the salon or whatever. a philosopher? no, just like chopping it up, you know? not getting a big head about it or whatever. just a guy with friends. he was arguing with plumbers and accountants. you're not wrong. karl marx, i don't think he'd make it in the podcast circuit these days, man. if he said one motherfucking word wrong,
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i'm just saying, paul atreides. yeah, sure, the harkonnens, like, structurally were, like, really scary, but, like, at a grunt level, it was, like, plumbers and accountants. the sardaukar? i don't know. david dalmatian merchants or whatever. i haven't seen the movies in a bit. my build doesn't do anything, guys. at the start of each fight, haste the weapon. i don't even have any of those.
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gamers back then were ass. i legitimately was playing against plumbers and accountants and i would give anything to go back to be honest with you. i don't know, does our build do anything yet? i'm not 100% sure to be honest with you. you gotta, you gotta haste the catfish though. you gotta put some haste on the catfish. you gotta haste the catfish. there we go. zor acid for catfish.
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the normal yahoo league seems insane to me. i'm like, where's the flex, bro? the super flex is goated. we got a super flex plus one flex. so we got a wide receiver rbte slot and a wide receiver rbte qb slot. i have my homes and jackson in my super flex league. well listen, it's not my fault you're drafted against like plumbers and accountants, bro. i was drafted against people who are always online. so like literally i'm in like diamond league is my first year playing fantasy since the mid 2000s.
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you're literally on one you played no defense. thanks for nothing, bro. i have bijan robinson and puka nakua. i literally don't care because you're in a league with plumbers and accountants. how did they let you get all the all the players? how did they let you get the number one rb and the number one wide receiver in the draft? that doesn't make any sense. well, that's not true. i guess the number one receiver was jamar chase. but still, how is that possible?
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james cook? no shot bro. literally like no disrespect. the only reason james cook is even in the conversation and i have him in the same league that i have pukanakua because the league is full of plumbers and accountants aka podcasters. george pickens! what are you talking about george pickens? offensive player of the year. week one he got two passes for negative one yards bro. what are you talking about?
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i apologize, i go a bit crazy in streams. oh no, i have to spend time with my daughter. you're from the 1950s, go help her. plumbers and accountants are more competent than you'll ever be. why are all of your business ideas scams? i study it for forestry. ricky gervais posting. world's least enlightened white boy.
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buddy, accuracy's not a skill, it's a power. look, i'm chatting with plumbers and accountants, man! burst is like a great one because it means that it gets played for free and then whatever other skill we draw gets played twice. well, up my sleeve for the first turn could be good too, except it puts us over our hand limit. i think we take it and i think we put it on burst.
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they got me playing plumbers and accountants. that's even more insulting than losing to real ballers. romania. damn. he's about to drop like the hardest rap album of 2022. whatever. we take those. he did look like kiboga. i can see that. drop it like the nasdaq. whoa, whoa, whoa. what are you talking about? this is the philippines.
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1313.580
you're in a league with plumbers and accountants? no bro, you don't understand. it's because of the fact that i'm in a league with fantasy heads that i have to start chador and bryce young.
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