Quotes about “"peloton" "helmet"”
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oh man! why was he so scared? that was a scary moment for a second. he thought he got docked? that's me. the first peloton photo. i can still feel how the that is his first peloton photo. that's so good. holy cow, that was surreal. that's a great comment. it's the start of a horror movie. oh man. that's frightening. the helmet is why he's bald. okay, i'm sorry. i'm coming back.
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anytime i see somebody on like the peloton scenic rides that's on a recumbent bicycle, i'm like, man, they really think they're tank from the nebuchadnezzar. they look like they're flying a fucking ship through the sewers of zion right now. they're always on the bike, like sitting down reclined, and then they got like the two big handles they're cranking, and then they got the helmet on with like 17 mirrors that are coming down like this and all the flags and stuff.
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love bug the peloton helmet. you know what? you know what? that's pretty true. i just don't want to fight you zap jab beware you know, honestly you're still gonna attack you i got a taunt to stay alive and then it's gonna be like jab zap sings jab zap
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oh my god, that's so funny. they were other photos. i had that helmet too? that scared the heck out of me but now i'm smiling. oh man, that was a scary moment for a second. that's me, first peloton photo. i can still feel how the handlebars felt in my hands too. holy cow, that was surreal. it's the start of a horror movie.
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let's go melon helmet. your ass is sick every week. i'm actually, this fall, i've been anti sick. we were even talking about it in the peloton. some people were putting scientific literature out there that's like cardiovascular exercise apparently is like a deterrent to respiratory illness. i was, i've been cruising. and, fuck you, i got sick on the weekend. i got sick on my time, motherfucker. what are you complaining about?
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