Quotes about “"off your ass"”
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previously, i think it's, you know, i'm not gonna say the gambling addiction didn't used to be bad in its own right, but at least you had to like actually get off your ass and like go to the casino. i don't even know what moves i have. oh, vicious mist, that's a good one. irish whip into the tree. no splat? splat me. okay, that's good enough. anyway, all i'm trying to say is that i can understand
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i also have no idea what burr is. apparently it's a plant. it's like, oh how many burrs you got off your ass? try to cut me off just because it's breakfast. oh yeah, good drawing. this is actually not a good drawing though. yeah, it's really bad. this is terrible. you should get that returned. yeah, it's very small. got one of those. alright, now a 400 million letter word. burr taffy.
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i'll trade you some more 50s for those boys boys. yeah, i need everybody turn on. it's my only gun basically turn on on load dude unload daddy. no the spray will end up tearing off your ass cheeks perforate you. oh, what did the circle do? oh, it's so bad. okay, let's go boys get in does anyone have any more verties? uh, i have a very good. i'll give it to them to get there. okay, cool. let's go. let's go. let's go. let's go something to remember us by
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the shia labeouf video where he says, you know, just do it! that's about pursuing your dreams, it's about getting off your ass. and it's not about taking mom's knife instead of death's touch. i thought he was like accidental homicidal shia labeouf. that's like a different viral video that is also recent, yes. this is true. both of those are videos. he was also on the television show even stevens with christy carlson romano, who later did a nude shower scene in a movie. whoa! as we are all aware. that's pretty wild.
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if you see this, your ass is about to have four double ipas before you get on your flight. the plastic version is so good. wrong. boom. roasted. whenever i'm on a chair, i feel that plastic stool, i feel like anthony bourdain. okay, i'll plus two you for that. i think that's an insightful comment. i'm just picturing you high on poppers and drunk off your ass eating a fried avocado taco having like an insane anthony bourdain monologue in your head.
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layabouts shit that is why don't you start a real business like nick and i did yeah get off your ass and make some video game videos get off your ass and then get on your ass and make some videos seriously, my ass hurts like 90% of the time. oh my god. i believe it man. it's not even from sitting down yeah, it really isn't hi evie. thank you very much for the subscription much appreciated. oh
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yeah, you should get it. you guys already have shake shack? they've got those crinkle cut fries and i'm not a big crinkle cut fry man. same. they so often end up mushy. yes! exactly, yeah. and like a lot of times like overly greasy too because of those little crevices, you know? yeah, yeah. keep all the grease in there. i like squall's comment, nl you're high off your ass, let mouth do this.
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i'm just picturing you high on poppers and drunk off your ass eating a fried avocado taco having like an insane anthony bourdain monologue in your head, sitting on a plastic stool while like the march madness plays on a tv at 300 decibels above you. so maybe this is it, the spirit of america. i had to travel across an ocean to get here and yet when i landed everything seemed so familiar.
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but then after like the... i don't know, like the first 20 minutes of the game, she starts to instead of just being like, you know, non stop positive, she starts being like, hey, could you like pick up your shit from the ground? the place is dirty. hey, you know, like you think you could get off your ass and like work out a little bit? you're really starting to get a little soft in the midsection.
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1075.60
so a virus named tom is probably not going to end up on like a best of list for me for 2012, but you can certainly do a lot worse with your money. especially for the discounted price of $5 if you, you know, get off your ass and go get it as soon as possible. but anyway, as always, i will see you guys next time and thanks for watching!
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