Quotes about “"no glasses"”
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the beloved briefcase - Bits and Banter [02/02/2023]
- 1157.90 when playing pubg with team unity. it's the song that they always play in like late 90s high school movies when the girl who had a makeover and went from nerd with glasses to hottie with no glasses walks into the dance and everybody looks at her. it goes like... never quite what it seems, never quite what it seems Search ↗
Who you gonna call？ (HITMAN)
- 3447.54 for general audiences, i think it'll go crazy. that's my take at least. coldest take ever? i think if you ask like apollo, what do you think about the mario movie? he would probably say it's a betrayal on levels never before seen. okay, listen, you got no glasses, you're not a suspect. glasses? you're supposed to have no hair? oh no, he's here! whoa, punished, punished, never lucky, punished. Search ↗
- 3541.92 and then like everything else i've seen him in, he has just been guy. he's like, he lends no personality to the role. the personality is just like, you know, it's like default character creator. when you look into a mirror in a bethesda game, like he's what you see before you actually add your own personality into it. okay, no glasses. this is a non suspect. you gotta be careful with this. you gotta be careful with this one. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸17⧸18]
- 8715.440 he took the eyebrow. no glasses yet though. yeah, when are you gonna remove that dreamworks smile, right? i don't know. why change it ever? yeah, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. who's mcdonald's gonna change their iconic yellow arches? is that like you and a cup of milk? i kind of like that old logo. like it just is the logo for northernlion things. oh, no, it's your blood. oh, no. i know. i'm training the egg, yeah. uh oh. stop asking him here! Search ↗
How fella got his groove back (HITMAN)
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [August 16th, 2017]
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [December 4th, 2013] (2⧸2)
- 141.88 that's me peopling in glasses. no glasses. yeah, there's not many glasses. just me, nick, and any mouse. yeah. alright, nick. does your person have headgear on? headgear? no. like a mask or something covering their head? no hat, helmet, or mask. okay. that's... or bandage. or a taffy, no alpaca. or bandage? yeah. bandage is headgear. gotcha. is your selection... Search ↗
Is this game E for Everyone？ (HITMAN)
- 2852.10 it's the damn mother lode. okay, where did my prime suspect go, dude? his ass loves to mingle. and we want to do it silently just in case we got it wrong. now you... hat, no glasses. that's a gimme. you're not a suspect. that's fine. i mean, the other guy went in there and he's not staff, but like, you know, i'm not trying to make things hard for you or whatever. Search ↗
- 2950.26 but that's not my, that's not my tempo. this is my tempo. let me take a look at you real quick. zooming in. just wait for it. we definitely got glasses. no, we don't have glasses. we have tattoos and everything else, but no glasses. bro, this must be the lookout. i'm thinking maybe the, the, i gotta find like a secluded place to do it. and she had hair? no, i guess that's true. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [November 27th, 2013] (2⧸2)
- 95.20 alright, does your person have glasses? no. that's you and nick gone. sorry, i cut out for a second. that was no glasses? no glasses. no glasses! alright, no glasses. is your person green9090? no. is your person crazy mike? no. i like crazy mike's character. yeah, he's a good looking dude there. he's an ahistorical helmet. is your person rpg? no. is your person dracula fetus? no. Search ↗