Quotes about “"my wife is beautiful"”
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so you sleep less than them? yeah, yeah, yeah. well, to be fair, my daughter's five, so she needs a lot of sleep. and my wife is beautiful, so she needs even more. i'm just out here riding the damn bike, man. you hit the skill check? i had it, i literally, you know how like if you play sports, you can visualize the sport before you play and it gives you like 5% of the efficacy of having practiced? that's what i did. i literally said the line in my head.
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so you sleep less than them? yeah, yeah, yeah. well to be fair, my daughter's five, so she needs a lot of sleep and my wife is beautiful, so she needs even more. you hit the skill check. i had it, i literally, you know how like if you play sports, you can visualize the sport before you play and it gives you like 5% of the efficacy of having practiced? that's what i did. i literally said the line in my head.
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