Quotes about “"my wife”
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7294.980
i just want to say thank you to thor the troll for the $5 donation. nl chuckled at my name so i decided my money is better spent here. much love, thanks for the content, daddy heart. thank you, thor. and thank you, greg nozzle for your $1.69. tell nl we need a fuckboy shirt. also, my wife was impressed by your feet. wink wink. my wife was impressed by your feet because of your toe socks, maybe? i don't know if toe socks impress people, but maybe they did. maybe they just once. alright, let's get some friends!
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i was streaming with my wife. with my wife? it would have been better actually if he had caught you while you were streaming with your wife. with your wife! you see that bomb? dan's bombs do not behave according to the laws of this game. yeah. round two! round three! round four! i didn't even get a fire on that one! oh my god. that's our st call, they want their game back. stop. don't be rude, dan!
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no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better.
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4847.540
oh good, i can customize my worms and make them little names and... playing revolution, correct? that is correct. i feel odd having your wife as one of my names. that's alright. if she's okay with it, i'm okay with it. i just figured you wouldn't want to kill your wife in the game, and so it'd be like... you've never been married, have you? hi, ol! i love my wife. how cruel. i like the disclaimer at the end.
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6571.660
bad i've had some good experiences with airline complaining. i've also had some bad ones. we're like i called in once i was like hey our flight got delayed by like 12 hours and my wife and i didn't get to sit together so we had to like separate our cats stuff too and then i was like is there any like recourse for this and they're like well, sir, we don't control the weather and like oh, all right when i called i said hey air canada created a snowstorm that cause this
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hmm it does say if enough of you subscribe to kate you get to see nl play rock band oh that's actually true i'm not above above selling that makes my wife happier that in turn makes me happier she had like a crazy sub train the other day, too she's actually closer than she's been in a long time to making the dream come true the dream fuck i'm just going for it
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did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really?
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so my trust has said the stream keeps going pixely for me on yours. they just said it's back on his too. my wife, who is also a streamer and understands my desire for specific feedback, keep me posted. oh no. oh i'm coming in boys. you did. i missed big time but it was still pretty good. yeah, it was a great approach. nice save. you actually counted as an aerial hit and a clear ball. kate says dude it looks nice. oh that's a goal.
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i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice.
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3678.380
well, why don't we just human centipede each other and then we'll just get off on it. i'm not selling out my wife i'm just seeing if maybe people in chat agree with you. you seem to have reasoning for it.
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that's just negative 17,000 years old. yeah, so you can go check out any of the people streaming after this. i am going to host my wife, but feel free to do whatever you feel is right. and for now, thanks for joining me everybody. and we'll see you next time. later, everybody. all right. we are muted on my stream. sweet. i'm just not going to mute because isaac, but yeah, that was hilarious.
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playing like somebody that understands the rules of the game what are you just talking about this is the easiest game of all time choco the party clown says there might be a little dust on the bottle but don't let it fool you my wife's inside was that song popular in the in america as well map b i don't know what song you're talking about
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that's remote blue detonator. yeah, like that explode or something it's like when you use it you get like when you place a bomb and then detonate it your bombs have sad bombs they like your tear effects or something. my tear effects are just more bombs so what happens then? okay, i can't hear you my wife. i sleeved some of those pokemon cards. i sleeved the magic cards man i was a fucking nerd even back then
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thank you very much. i was really convinced that we had an actual black lotus. you forgot to fight mega satan. i did forget to fight mega satan. how about catastrophe? because trick... trick. kate tricked me. i didn't mean to call my wife trick. that's not very nice. she tricked me into thinking we had a $20,000 magic card here. alright. is catastrophe a dope card? what's it worth? what about wildfire emissary? oh, fucking gorilla warrior looks dope. you guys still here? how's it going?
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so anything less than that is inhumane. so do people in colorado live like really long? yeah, hundreds of years, yeah. nobody has died there wait. really? shit, i should move to colorado. eggiano, what do you want? ryuka. turtles enjoy sex. i love you cats, but you make my computer furry and my wife mad so you will sit on the ground. poor ryuka. it's hard out here for a cat, man. we're like puka.
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