Quotes about “"my old ass"”
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dude, i did a three hour on saturday. i was pissing orange for like the whole day. no matter how much water i drank, i was like four hours till the next piss came out orange. i think three hours on the peloton is actually just torture. what? you don't like sing sing and then my old ass?
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justin has full gifts. no, come on. i've never had a perfect run before. it was almost my first. only four gifts though, come on. we didn't really get kory enough unfortunately. yeah, you can watch my old ass. it's like 82 minutes long. yeah? yeah. we've done that. aubrey plaza for about eight minutes. i do, i want to try to do a movie a day. even if it's a little short. that's fucking crazy. it's a big dollar. okay, greg turkington. maybe like...
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the worst movie saoirse ronan has been in is my old ass and she's literally just like in a collage. she is a 3d person, doesn't even appear in the movie. every other movie that saoirse ronan has done is awesome. thank you. lady bird was a scam. it's literally one of the best movies of the 21st century. it's a top 25 movie of the 21st century. brian cranston's a good one. he is in a lot of not awesome movies.
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i'm, you know what type of shit i'm following on social media right now? the globe and mail is reporting on whether mark carney can get donald trump to bring back the de minimis exception for cross border shipments, man. i'm trying to send some pc parts, but i'm not gonna fucking send them if the person receiving them has to pay 34% on my old ass pc parts, man. i gotta wait for the de minimis to come back. then i can at least send the parts one at a time. okay, let me see this.
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oh, if you bank to a thousand and then kill them with poison, that would do it. i see what you're saying. i see what you're saying. puppy of five. roll a pair. yes, a pair of temporary threes, my lord. takes my old ass computer like eight minutes to calculate all the ramifications of my turn, bro. put a basilisk to copy again, to be fair, but we're getting three bonus dice, so we get a pair among them. it's like, it's a joke.
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maybe not. it's so menacing. i didn't block. what i was thinking, i was like, what do i do? what do i do? do freaking ping man. 160 millisecond ping like my old ass brain could understand if that's good or bad. seems pretty fast to me. no. okay, okay. we were playing around for too long. okay, fair enough. dude, that was pretty good though.
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that's how i felt about my old ass the movie not my body. arrange a verb meaning to put into a proper. okay sequential an adjective meaning of platinum and meaning a precious. we got another chance of perfect at all. and now okay that was literally on here yesterday. steve adore a noun meaning one who is a guy who works at the docks right.
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well, there's like a million things out there. inevitably, if we were to look at everybody's opinion on all of them, we would all have contrarian opinions. you're a contrarian, you're right. i'm not going to argue with you. actually, i think if you look at letterboxd, most of my scores are pretty in line with consensus. plus or minus one star on average. plus or minus probably half a star on average, to be honest. one exception, i do think my old ass is not very good.
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you'll cry during i'm still here? i think that's fair. i basically cry. i feel bad i cry in like almost every movie i watch. i did not cry during my old ass and that's a movie that actually has some like parent and kid like relationship stuff that normally is the kind of stuff that in like a google meet commercial can really like extract the tear from me. but my old ass, i don't know. i felt like it didn't earn it. i apologize.
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three or more word title with saoirse ronan, let's say the grand budapest hotel. saoirse kind of the goat man, i'm not just saying that because of the movie my old ass. i'm gonna go two word title lady bird and then i'm gonna go oscar nominated brooklyn. it did not suck. lady bird is one of the best movies of the 21st century. movie was not mid, it's a fantastic film. it's an amazing movie.
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that was close. you know, i don't mind harrison ford selling out because he's so old. it's weird. anything to get a pass? well, i think it's like if i put myself in harrison ford's shoes, i think i can picture myself saying something like, if they're stupid enough to pay my old ass this kind of money, they deserve it. yeah, i can see that. he's like 85 years old, man. yeah. yeah. yeah. new turn. damn, he's up there, huh? but he's still just like chilling, right?
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happens on this floor. let's not take red heart damage, then it's entirely within our hands i gotta say without getting too cocky. you know i'm recording this in 1080p and it works right now. it actually like looks like it's running in most close to 60 fps which i don't blame on my drivers actually blame on the on the fact that i'm running my old ass video card so it might be causing it to get a touch frame you know
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