Quotes about ""mommy" "daddy""

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Librarian Mon Sep 19 Watch on YouTube ↗

5247.32 hi! hello! you should play in the sandbox with mommy! she's like, what the heck? there's a daddy inside this office. hi! hello! i like your turtle! i like your turtle! yeah! there it is! here, you know what i can do? i can at least open the blinds a little bit. just one moment. Search ↗

Northernlion Tue Sep 13 Watch on YouTube ↗

147.80 here, you got the ball on the mouse pad. thank you, honey. where does daddy have hair? all around his neck. and me too. you have hair? that's true. she does. mommy has hair too. you want to see mommy? you want to cheers? cheers with daddy? cheers! cheers! Search ↗

Librarian Mon Sep 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

3463.56 no, don't take daddy's plates. she's doing a desk audit. what did she learn from the best? it's okay. i understand. it happens in mommy's office too. it's okay honey. just wait and then daddy will pick you up. okay? here, you can sit on daddy's lap if you want but you don't touch the keyboard. there you go. Search ↗
4682.06 is that yummy, yummy in my tummy? don't drink from that. that's not for you. if you drink from that, you could get sick, honey. it's like sierra mist. holy cow, we win these. she's a little crazy. she doesn't even know that it's, um... as soon as this stream is over, it's her nap time. that's daddy's time. honey, don't touch those, please. mommy will not be happy. mommy should... your lunch is almost ready. what's for lunch today? Search ↗

Librarian Fri Sep 05 Watch on YouTube ↗

6792.720 and then like jellyfish and like all that kind of stuff and i said oh who did you go to the the fish museum with and she said with mommy and i said oh not with daddy like daddy wasn't with us and then she said no no daddy only with mommy but what's pmo what's pmo Search ↗

Northernlion Sat May 09 Watch on YouTube ↗

2313.08 this is mommy and daddy's twitter time. please! he has six kids? i'm not gonna hate on a man for his kids. but that is a lot. see it? oh no, oh no. and of course this is the one... that's actually way harder than it looks. Search ↗

Northernlion Tue Feb 22 Watch on YouTube ↗

207.12 dr. hakim? like the same guy who has the glasses stored? i wouldn't entrust my kid with a book of love. instead of like how to love, i feel like it will be positions, you know? that's the damn kama sutra. it's two different things. daddy needs to be in this position and mommy needs to be in this position. Search ↗

Northernlion Thu May 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

762.82 very upset by that and then my hunch is that she comes to the realization. she's like mommy and daddy aren't here what the heck's going on like i'm alone in this world, and then she just starts wailing right like she goes freaking nuclear so we've been dealing with that and you know i think when it's your first kid. we're out here like we were making like a Search ↗

Northernlion Wed May 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

117.84 wow, you were right. that would be way worse. i'm already coming, bossy. what are you doing here? it's late. go back to bed. mary jane and i are having a hell of a time! oh, give me the fart juice. dude is like, i gotta quit drinking. don't be sad, daddy. oh, this is exactly what you need. what did you say? it was so quick. mommy couldn't do anything. you're taunting the poor man. but it didn't hurt. Search ↗

Northernlion Tue Dec 19 Watch on YouTube ↗

46.74 i know that i should be like instilling good habits into her. but kids, they don't know what they're talking about, you know? sometimes, at least at that age. so sometimes what she means to say is like, i want to spend time with mommy. what she says is like, i don't like daddy. Search ↗

Northernlion Thu Apr 09 Watch on YouTube ↗

777.280 i still like, mommy doesn't know daddy's getting hot at the hobby shop watching dragon ball broly. that is sam smith, man. this is a crazy image, man. this is like the default tiktok caption box. biohazard gonorrhea. japanese name for resident evil 9. Search ↗