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it better not be. that's where it's like, they bring in the second, you know, string cast and stuff. yeah, exactly. like, naomi watts is like, i'm not gonna do that, i've been nominated for an oscar. exactly. they bring in like, janna malone or something. and retro maniac92, thank you for the four months in a row. it's uh, you know, standard rebirth law. cursed eye soy milk on a reroll. it's bound to happen from time to time. oh, my reflection 2, okay.
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dan said this is 2.19 bugsy malone or something. oh, i almost dunked it! oh, that was really cool. you just wanna dunk it in the anus. alright, alright. this course is just like... just kick this one. i think this is the one i meant. this is the weakest course of all. i don't know, maybe you can make it all the way around, but... it's all about maximizing the lines, i guess. let's dunk this shit. you're planning on dunking, really? i don't... the dunk almost came to be true.
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yeah, that's big. the karl malone, john stockton malone combo is pretty strong. that's a top tier combo. yeah. i'm talking about john stockton last night. really? yeah. why? john stockton is like one of the most unsung heroes of like the legendary hall of fame players at the nba. like nobody talks about him, but he was one of the best players of all time. mal just talked about him last night.
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you're just jealous. which dab are we talking about here? all dabs. the last one just pop a pinch of chewing tobacco instead of put your face in your elbow. oh, the master's done it! good luck fighting this guy. oh, just you wait. he's peeking over. oh yeah, and then he actually docks post malone on top of it. this guy's a mad scientist. that guy's a mess. not post malone, the other guy. bunch of haters, dude.
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there we go. whoa, bear, you should get like minus strokes because you've got to stay in the basket. that's not what you're supposed to do? no, no, minus strokes is good. it's golf. oh yeah, yeah. it is golf, yeah. i've heard. i could be wrong. mcchristian layton was like, he was a super good college player, but he just kind of ended up on the dream team with, you know, people like michael jordan and magic johnson and larry bird and sarah malone.
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i for about a month thought elon musk was a myth. oh, he is. he's a mythological man. they always say the man, the myth, the legend, right? so like, he's probably that. he's all of those things. i thought that was karl malone. mmm, him too. i'm waiting for him three. i know, right? all these reboots these days.
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why? no, you're right. i would not like that. i mean, why? i can't imagine him going to coachella. but why? i would hate coachella. is he not cool enough, hopham? can you imagine him dressed up for coachella? carjal pants. how do you get dressed up for coachella? you'd be a loser. everyone dresses up. post malone, no thank you. take me to a polka concert with my people. i can see you in lederhausen.
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post malone? yeah. i get it, yeah. well that would be after the malone phase would be that. what? who's post malone? he's cheese. yeah, he's a type of cheese. i don't understand. he is cheese? look, this is what you get for ligma metal, right? he is cheese, yes. that's the thing, is that you guys roll your eyes at ligma and then you go like, mmm, these jokes are not gouda.
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i was talking about george clinton the fun. oh, all right the funk lord he's coming here really and you can actually camp in the park where they're playing most post malone is gonna be here a bunch of people probably five miles away from me. does everyone here know the name? i'm ready by the way, ill clinton's cat sauce
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little white shirt. alright, little broken jpeg, little broken jpeg. this is future. i know future. i'm kind of hip with it. this is... look, i'm just gonna throw this out here. this is travis scott. you know why i'm here. this is lil i'll sit down. this is lil nas x. anybody who bet the under on this one's in trouble. this is post malone.
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i don't know this guy. that's post malone. there's gotta be some dupes, man. i bet i can get 29 this time. i don't know who this is. i don't know who you are, i'm sorry. this is... i see the space needle. i can only assume that this is macklemore. sharkboy! i have absolutely no concept. is this john bernthal? can't you just see this guy?
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