Quotes about “"love my wife"”
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i'm a beneficiary of both right now. i love my wife and i'm married to my wife, so i got one with the other. that's great. but, i am just saying, cheese and crackers go real nice together. you can have crackers without cheese, and you can have cheese without crackers. sometimes you can have crackers that have the cheese built inside of them. i don't even know what the analog for that is, i'm just saying. this is a tears downgrade and 80 keys.
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to find the boss. you've done it! thank you. well, at least, you know, we had some stuff to talk about over the course of this run. the gist of it is that, you know, i've come to embrace the fact that over the course of, you know, of course i love my wife to begin with, but she's also, like, selfishly. both my wife and my marriage have made me a better person. a better adult, but a better person as well. and that's, uh...
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cider is more commonly consumed on the west coast. it's all sorts of weird like cidery micro pubs yeah, it's some kind of weird meta micro management shit. don't even think scarcity. yeah, there was some decent cider we had. made a break from drinking like 70 blue moons yeah, i think that's really what happened is i got kind of tired of just drinking blue moon every day yeah, so then cider became like another option which i liked look i love my wife but you know who to blame for that
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2356.72
it's like if i said vegetables, you know? yeah, but you wouldn't just say vegetables. no, i would say mexican because i'm trying to be helpful. and then when that got shot down, i would say what about sushi because i love my wife. and she would be like, if that's what you want, can we go up on this? up g we can. there's a chest up there. you know what? imagine, watch this. you see a guy? no, i was just trying to knock over the chest. i wasted three grenades missing every single one.
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433.14
it's your favorite rachel lee cook movie. for me, it's gotta be like josie and the pussycats, right? like, i mean, antitrust is pretty bad. it's also very much a product of the times when people disliked bill gates. now bill gates is like, hey, he's my cool billionaire uncle! anyway, there is a weird like, you know, again, i love my wife. we spend time together all the time.
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580.22
do 15 minutes of forearm curls, completely ignore your legs, and then run laps around the gym for the next 45 minutes. great pics at the park, by the way. you're lucky i love my wife. why? because she was taking photos of me at the park. i thought they were for personal use. then all of a sudden i go to twitter and i see photoshopped versions of me at the park.
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2664.54
marriage is a lot like poops. it's stinky. i'm just kidding. i love my wife. hey, where are we in the 90s and early 2000s? diarrhea much? i have to go with the us not uk on that one.
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705.20
i mean, like to be honest, and i'm being straight up with you. i know this hero's not a word that we use lightly, okay? if this happened to me, if my parents, which they wouldn't, because they love my wife, but if my parents bought me a first class ticket and kate an economy ticket, i would let her take the first class ticket. even if i was grieving, i would let her take the first class ticket. so i do think that the husband could have nipped this one in the bud. his dad died though.
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2869.30
that's a generator. i mean, i feel like we got this one pretty locked down. i've been married for three years and i'm 25. listen, it's not a contest. all right? it's just good. congrats. good for you. it was a different time. and these when it wasn't that different of a time. plus two. thank you. thank you. i love my wife based based me to. hey, i would choose this guy's wife. you know what i'm saying? redditors, i would also choose this guy's wife. classic bit.
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383.58
smash a watermelon, gallagher! anyway, the point is, usually... wait, let's start the bit with a little context, okay? my wife and i are environmentally conscious. my wife is environmentally conscious because she loves the planet. i'm environmentally conscious because i love my wife. she makes the recycling.
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