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went to the grocery store, didn't even look at the cosmic crisps. they're grown in washington state. okay? i said, that's fine. i'll go with the envy's. look at the envy's. no fucking location data. jim patterson ass save on foods, daryl motherfucker. you think i don't know in a trade war what no location data means? that means you bought that shit from fucking idaho. so what did i end up buying? little fucking gala apples that are literally like this big, man. like the cosmic crisps are like the size of your fucking head.
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you think that would make sense? is it easy? or... i don't know, everyone's like, oh, everyone's dealing with hair loss all the time. it's a big kind of an epidemic. god, that'd be so funny. that's why i'm making my hair look fucking funny. like, like persian guys in their 20s on instagram were like heavily, heavily face filtered and like posing with cars and shit. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's the beard you need, man. yeah, yeah. exactly. that's what i'm picturing in my head. i gotta show up like that.
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it did look like every astronaut. i know what you're talking about. i saw the poop asteroid. that's nuts to me because everyone was like, oh man it moved so weird and it sped up or some shit. in my head i'm going like, that's the first object that we've ever found that is not from here? the whole solar system? that's fucking wild dude. isn't space supposed to be gargantuan very large big big big?
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who would just like, you know, he's like, well, they're sick. what do you want me to do? and crushes my head with like a big rock or something like that. he does look like stonewall jackson. he looks like stonewall jackson. i'm just going to be honest, ain't nobody know this. it's just not going to happen. so i'm going to just say that's enough hockey for today. i had fun with it regardless. i had fun with it regardless.
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if i can like activate something i'll send it back to you. see if you can activate. oh, there's a checkpoint. just throw your head over. you don't have to do any of that. i think i need a second person. all right, i'm on my way, lad. i don't know, like i'm made of like a lot of progress. oh, here we go. this is a big ol' head chain. i think you need to maybe you could jump on it. i'm going to try not to kick you, but no promises. oh yeah. why don't you go first? knute. knute. look at that. knute. all right. now we need
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oh that fish is too fishy for me, you motherfuckers. you motherfuckers, you know what time it is? tenacious d time, you motherfucker go! i feel like these look okay. two dollars sausage in a newspaper versus 18 pound cheesy chips. sausage looks fine man, what's the problem? cobb with chips and a sausage. listen, i'm a big carb head.
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and then bart's just being an a hole and he's like, oh check it out, like i'm not gonna eat my vegetables or go to bed. like he was just being like very josh like, right? and then he falls down the stairs and breaks his arm and gets a big bump on his head. and i was like, you know what? good. you deserve it, man. that's what you get for being a butthole to your sister. hang on, let me look at that wheelbarrow! just as i thought. a yard king! that's a heck of a barrel. alright, have a good night, lisa.
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maybe like my shorts are too tight or the head of my dick is too big, which is not a flex. because if anything it would make it look like one of those. you know those japanese chocolates that are like a mushroom? so it's got like a little, like a wheat stalk and then like a chocolate tip? yeah, you know the ones, right? they've probably been seen in animes. you've never worn cycling stuff? i've always wanted to be on the other side of this.
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this is a shift. three, two, one, go. that's a big one. okay. this looks. okay. okay. pay attention. no reason to rush this one. yeah. nice and easy. my head keeps looking and going. i bet you just hug the left the whole way, but i don't want to find out. it does look like you could just hug the left the whole way. all right. little run and start. yep. yep. all right. three, two, one, go.
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some of them look like vaginas. the alien's head looks like a big ol' weird dick and you wanna understand why. so you keep watching them, hoping they'll explain it, and they never do. they always give you a little piece of the puzzle. yeah? alright. well, you see, geiger was swiss. yeah. so, we sort that out in aliens, and then we never hear another story again. yeah. ass grave. that gives me a shotgun. ah, you piece of fuck!
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i'd be afraid to give him sick rhymes, because you know he's allergic to germs and grime. howie mandel, can you handle it? because you don't look like a man, you look like a big zit. i don't know how to reply to this. i like that flow change. yeah, that was good. that's impressive. because he's got a white head. get it? anyway, you got 10 seconds here. now you have zero seconds. you got three seconds?
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