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what was the... who was the character on today's daily? just maggie like shit damage for a long time. ah, it sucks. oh no! wait i lived! okay. why are you guys destroying so much of this freaking level? gotta make it harder for you to stand on it. okay. what are you guys doing over there? oh, i got a jetpack so you can lick my balls. with these pinatas though. ah, you dunked the pinata! kobe! aw. okay. oh yeah, look at that aim. look at that aim.
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you want a what? i want a kobe. that's a kobe thing. yeah, that's my new thing. magicalpony18, thank you for the subscription as well. you know, everybody talks about his basketball skills, but they never talk about how great his beef is. it's kobe. your razor scooters are getting so dangerous. i started buying their kids razor blades.
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ramen's the next. we've gotten two artisans. ramen's the next. okay. i'm gonna say, i'm gonna take it to the next level. i'm gonna say tea. kobe! i'm gonna say tea. try sake. i think it's tea. okay. i think that's one of those things where if you've only been to like one japanese restaurant, you're like, oh they do tea here instead of water. that's weird. by the way, tea was not right. oh.
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the sharing for me because i did that without your permission oh john joe john his name is not john joe nice you got this one kobe throw it in there baby or not. that's good to you. just stand there what was that? you all right, josh. i don't know what i'm doing. you're like not moving at all anymore did i score the plug? no, i
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oh no. that's no fair that there's multiple attempts in this one. it only takes one though. you never even had your car. oh fuck, we got a mash. i forgot we got a mash. end it now. end it now. oh, i got kobe but... i got 24, you boys better be on the board! i got tiger woods. yeah, i got tiger kobe.
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i like that. it's a good sound effect, actually. salt peanuts, salt peanuts. hello. that's from the cable guy. yeah! well, i mean, it's also the name of the song. i want to ejaculate in kobe. that's nice. kobe!
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have you seen kobe ashi? have you seen kobe? i have seen kobe. he can dunk a dog or two. he's got high t levels, i'll tell you that much. look, i'm confident in my dunk challenge. why has he got his t levels up high?
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cuz he's a professional athlete. have you seen that gif where he was like full as sperm! it checks the ball like right into his face and kobe doesn't even flinch? that's how you know his t levels are off the fucking charts. you don't feel any pain anymore. what does that mean?
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i guarantee you won't do that by doing ball push ups. you probably, if anything, lower it. that's not how that works. how does it work then? you tell me. yeah, let's hear it. let's hear it. rt counts are already rising because we're playing video games on the internet. which is like, obviously. wow. josh, that was like poetry in motion. ryab, you do it now. i think i'm just gonna do it right now. here we go. 3, 2, 1. kobe!
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you're just like, strong. oh, josh is playing wind waker hd? that's pretty sweet. oh, right now? live on stream? no, he has no internet. oh, i know it! kobe! oh, i know what this is. no, i didn't! i froze the turtle. thank you, guys. what the hell is this? b ball. uh... what is this? it's not kobe? it's not hoop? what is wrong with his arms? it's...
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so do you get more points if people guess it early? i hope you do. oh wait, no no no. it's five for each person who guesses it correctly. it doesn't give you bonus points. which it should. alright. is it kobe? hell yeah! hell yeah! wait, it's not kobe?
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shoot me in the mouth. the lakers. kobe! ooh, okay this is interesting. luda! uh... cobalt, are you colorblind? yeah, and i don't watch sports either. someone in the chat said cobalt can't see purple. bear! oh, bear! hey, bear. this is a big pinsirio game, man. oh my god, sneak attack. no. no. cobalt, you can't see purple?
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oh, that's some angry pants. i was just gonna say the exact same sentence. those are some angry pants. they're a very mad... it's from kill la kill or something. i'd watch a horror movie about angry pants. oh god, it's dan. yeah. what? is it go kobe? is that a foot?
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and other hearts. kevin hart is canadian. every two thirds of the band are canadian. jim nighthart? yep, absolutely correct. you know kobe bryant is actually canadian. yeah, he's from... what about daniel bryant? he's from san toba. daniel bryant is irish, we already established that. i figured if he wasn't irish he'd have to be canadian. that was a smokin' blunt. yeah dude.
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i think we would have a great time if we all went to disney world together. i would like that a lot. can we do that at one point? very expensive. kobe, yeah. i think we could figure it out over the next year or so. without expensive fucking packs. if we put it... you think disney world tickets are gonna be $50 a pop?
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also in that moment she brought me chicken nuggets. hey, that's not so bad. i told you i've done enough good deeds to get some fried meat today. i... albatross hole in one! i almost had enough bounces. oh no! i have too many bounces! goodbye. wait, oh, you're gonna stop. oh! kobe.
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