Quotes about “"knocked up"”
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did i say 46? i did say that. is it because i recently watched judd apatow's pseudo sequel to knocked up? this is 40. no it's not, i've never seen it. i had the opportunity to watch it on a long flight once. i chose not to, even though i do still find myself being a judd apatow fan, and i'm not ashamed to say that, you know, he was, uh...
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movies with benjamin stiller, starsky and hutch, the royal tenenbaums, meet the parents, the godfather part ii, zoolander, superbad. movies with seth rogen, knocked up, hang on we got this. now what is the other one? heat irishman, righteous kill, these are either de niro or pacino. so it should be like this and then that. simon pegg, seth rogen, de niro and pacino, okay!
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universal came out with a movie that made 30 million dollars starring seth rogen, june 1st, 2007. definitely could be knocked up. i may have seen every single movie on this in theaters. rollercoaster, relax buddy. all right, it's a ride. i guess i wouldn't say it's a rollercoaster. there are two little drops on it though. and there's no seat belts, which is how you know it's scary.
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anyway, yeah, if if you have a wife she just gets knocked up perpetually. oh, yeah you have like infinite babies like you can have like frickin like jess is on like like 12 babies right now yeah, shiver on tlc show did right i think i might need to reload the game. oh no, my man appears to be invisible. oh
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and i don't think it's just me, although it might be weighted for me because i always watch pure garbage on netflix and as a result get recommended pure garbage, i'm sure. but it's always trying to get me to watch these movies that are called like, you know, how i got knocked up learning how to forget sarah marshall. and then there's another one that's like the hungover games and stuff like that. and it just like, it just never ends. and i'm like, i don't want to see these.
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hey there delilah, same class, they're in the same rank. they're all in the wood league of songs in my opinion. okay, madis yahoo. does anyone know who the fuck madis yahoo is anymore? madis yahoo was famous for 10 minutes. he was famous just long enough to have a music video that played on the screen in american eagle outfitters and also be referenced once in knocked up. does anyone else remember who... does anyone but me know who the fuck madis yahoo is?
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oh, austin, you can make can you get back up? yeah, i can build up. if you type silver in your search bar, austin, there's silver armor and shit. look at these bluebies. silver polishing kit. dude, this is a big find. shove me into a mine. oh! what is this? appetite ore? no thank you. i'm very hungry. hasn't been good since knocked up. yo, what is this? i got some baked potatoes back here. yo, stalactites.
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this is the what if god was one of us music video. i know this. this is hereditary. what the hell is this garbage? is this mulan? i don't know what this is. kung fu panda? i'm so smart. attention. this is zodiac. this is se7en. i should feel like i should know this for sure. this is skyfall. this is knocked up. my brain is so broken. excuse me.
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hmm, i'm running out of money here. this is not good. how am i at war with mauritania? the mauritanian troops are hostile to me. don't be hostile. we're friends. sort of. i freed you from the tyranny of the aztecs. oh, i'm knocked up. oh, that was a very vulgar way of stating that. but a truthful way. no, that's you're not wrong? hmm. i captured the aztec leader of marrakesh. what have you done? let him rot.
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true he's not the only one. oh malve we missed you last week. i heard where you got all sappy and stuff i miss my my knocked up quotes
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