Quotes about “"kill myself"”
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whoa, okay, yeah sure. i blocked it with my chainsaw. yeah, you blocked the explosion with your chainsaw. yeah, because i had a man. i spiked those exploding coins. it was t bag and rob. it did t bag. yeah, i tasted it. salty? nah, it was like a gorilla. kill me before i kill myself. thank you, kait. salty, like a gorilla. what?
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one being one of the eight people who saved me immensely during the time of my computer troubles. why would you murder me? i also want to shout out my lovely wife who also saved me during my time of need. i guess i'll just kill myself. i was laying down on the ground there and it uh... josh, give ryath your audio settings. they're perf. i don't want josh's audio settings. oh good throw. but they're perf. what is what is this? why can't i do anything? i'm the awfulest.
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guess so what do you say by accident? all right, you can buy accidentally kill yourself wow incredibly uncalled for i'm sorry. i mean it criticized your addiction slightly and you want me to kill myself. oh
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i don't want a sauce. get ready. 3, 2, 1, dip. they should, but french is all backwards. i put my hand up on your hip. when i dip, you dip, we dip. it's p.f. chang's? it's p.f.k. oh. just kfc in france becomes p.f. planning. it's kool aid fried kentucky. alright. what? what? did i kill myself? executed.
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zagazaga says they sell them in 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100. they should start selling them in prime numbers instead of just doing multiples of 5. because that's gonna really fuck up my math program. oh snap. it all happened. how did you do that? how did you do that? you're fired. wait, that wasn't me. i'm gonna kill myself. alright.
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oh, that was the kill myself. yeah, it was don't throw bananas at me enjoy oh, no wait. i didn't die. oh, yeah, you slipped through the fire. i went through the fire in flames yeah, you we carry on i save you from death oh that one just caught me right in the head it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it
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like my dad when i was eight. i thought you were supposed to give them guns so they didn't want guns. well, you just like you gotta do it in a certain way like when i was eight i got my swiss army knife and that was a big deal rather than being like you're never gonna hold a knife it's like this is a responsibility would have been pretty hard to kill myself with that knife. it was still a little dangerous. i'm sure but uh
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there's a medicine cabinet! the bathroom doesn't have a medicine cabinet! what you're forgetting is that there's alternate ways for me to kill myself while you're doing that. are you in the oven? maybe! oh my god, when you duck it's beautiful. i think you're just gonna die then. your torso collapses! i win! baby wins. i kind of love this game already. rematch. yes. right. i suppose it switches us for now, i would hope.
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oh my god! get out of there mister! i'm opening the baby hatch. i got through it before you could. the door is locked. oh shit, it leads to another house! what the hell is this? it's like the garage. what the hell does baby key unlock? baby door? why can i go through it and you can't? now i'm stuck on the wrong side. well, i gotta find a way to kill myself. okay, i got out. alright, where'd he go, where'd he go? couldn't have jumped up the stairs that quickly. maybe he did actually.
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i mean if i just locked the cabinet that would stop the battery. oh, taking the hammer, alright. ah, shit. oh, you hid the lock? oh fuck, he's got the knife already. what if i stick yeah, there they are. i hear the crunches. what if i stick the knife into the outlet? i kill myself before you can. what are you trying to do there? hide in the tray underneath the oven? oh, you must have gotten all that bleach by now. yep, you're green. i'm not feeling so hot, daddy.
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like everybody in front of us has the bar up. why? that's like 40 people agreeing that like it's not worth living anymore. or like not that it's not worth living, but if they die, it's not that big of a deal. just put the bar down. i mean, look, if i'm choosing to go skiing, there's a pretty good chance, there's like a reasonable chance compared to other things that i'm gonna smash into a tree at 50 miles an hour and kill myself, right?
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you collect the crate you dingdong. oh, that's what you felt you need. you know what i was planning on doing i was jetpacking over there so i could kill myself. that was the point. i literally did exactly lethal damage to that one worm because it got shot twice by this entry. that was beautiful. you can collect the crates with the super sheep. i'm gonna collect call your ass and stick me with a qualified i will not accept the charges. i'm gonna say that it's from your mother and i'm in jail.
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okay, is that an undertale? have you heard of outcast outcast with a k no on i've guppied colored three times in a row so far i'm trying to kill myself four times maybe now wow chad is worse than magic the gathering chat. i'm happy to hear that wow i can't wait to reveal you guys our of our pre release ex exploits
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see that tweet by emerson? i did also kill myself halfway. yeah, chad makes a good point. what did emerson say? he said, i blame my team. oh no! i wasn't on his team. why is he throwing me under the bus? i don't even think he knew what team he was on. ryan, you killed me.
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is counting you can count the numbers here someone grab yeah, yeah reach out and grab me where you going you gotta grab him first. somebody's got grab him yeah, there we go. now we've reached out we did that just like on a regular match it was fantastic. yeah, we were lost for like a minute and a half. yeah yeah, didn't i have to kill myself?
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you can have a dick on your ankle if i kill myself. i want a dick on my ankle, rob. well, no, no, here. think about it this way. you cross your leg, you cross your leg, nobody knows you're jerking off. they think you're scratching your ankle, but yeah, and then you ride a bike and it gets caught in the spokes, motherfucker! rob, where am i gonna buy shoes that fit? just wear, uh, just wear crocs all the time.
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