Quotes about “"kate" "the one"”
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i meant the one that goes around your head. oh those ones yeah, this the it looks like the pillow you if you have hemorrhoids that you sit on but you carry around your neck i didn't like understand those i thought people were just silly and they brought them on because like i don't know why i just like a silly pillow yeah, no very sensible. they have a reason and it's pretty good reason yeah kate uses one of those from time to time i just like i can't sleep on flights, so i just i
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you wanna crack open some beers with me, josh? dude, i would love to crack open some beers. i'll go get a beer, like, in a minute if you want. i got some. i do have some home brews. you want a beer with me? yeah, it's a polywhirl, polywag, and then the one with the fist that is like really weird. apparently we're just having two separate conversations now for some reason. yeah, ryan's fist and kate, i think. oh. that's very presumptuous, but you know what? it's right.
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easiest bomb of all time. there you go. easy money. easy fucking rares. nine modules in six minutes, no big deal. that's pretty good. robbie got to take some time off. yeah i did. he had like a two minute break. yeah i'm just relaxing, feeling all cool, shooting some b ball outside of school. the one that kate and i did which was ridiculous, we did um we didn't do it on this one we did it on her channel but it's like
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i never played this level yet. chalet? yeah. which is nuts because i played almost all day yesterday. really? yeah. there was like a week where i didn't play any house. house. that's the one that we were just on. like, you and kate play house like you didn't... you're toddlers? what are you saying? i can't believe this thing still has fucking batteries.
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or you just look at somebody's hands or like look at the bottom of a tea glass cup. that's the one that gets me man. easy. take a stick, find some fucking water. it's all so easy. kate's grandma is like 80 something. so i mean she's all hey guys, thanks for being here. i'm not being rude with respect to kate's grandma. but she's definitely like
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this run, as compared to the puzzle in the witness where you have to put in your social security number is probably gonna be easier. you got up to that one? i'm on the one where jonathan blow comes to your house and fucks your wife. and i'm like, ahhhhh. that one was easy. that is... yeah, that is a... i didn't have to do anything. kate's not playing the game, so, you know, it's really up to me. but i don't know, that's only if you want to go for the dark side ending. which i do. yeah, of course.
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okay, i got a lizard. does that count? you might as well kill it, man. that's you? what do you mean? oh, that... kate's the one playing the twilight theme. oh, so good. covered in blood, wash it off. avoid infection. ryan, i'm right by you. don't worry, buddy. let's kill him. if i die, there's no chance i'm coming back. no, i'll come and get you. you got plenty of time. okay, i'll get you. oh, ryan. you got a... oh! whoa!
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oh really? what's the knuckle fuck position? oh, you've never seen uh... d2 the mighty ducks? i have... fuck. that's odd. what on earth? okay, i gotta i gotta be the one to go oh! wow! it is a puck. that's a puck. mine looks like a straight up like air hockey uh... whoa it moves properly too! oh, kate you scared me. i'm in the hole. kate you scared me too. she's a chocobo. she's got a chocobo. this is good, i like this. c2 the mighty cucks.
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who drinks a can of soda with a straw? sometimes you got this. yo, kate told me, you know how the cans have like the two holes? if you open it and then you turn it around, the one extra hole at the top is to hold your straw in place.
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nl i just watched the first x men film from 2000 and it was pretty good that movies not bad. what's up, kate? okay yeah, you're the one that he did the heck out of him. they threw away. yeah, there's the another one sure yeah, he bit the shit out of it and then he sped in front of me. oh my god this show of dominance. oh
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