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you know iverson could have gone into the nfl as well. that's how good he was. yeah, national fucking losers. that was supposed to be someone and someone mayonnaise. oh! or, yeah, no that would be the correct way to spell it. i wanted to spell it the show way. you should have drawn selma. that was patty mayonnaise, mother fucker.
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look at iverson dude. look at obi wan kenobi. yeah he was never the most force sensitive, but he just worked the hardest became a master. that's all i'm saying. i'm like you're actually not is that they're not because like i think competitive streaming competitive games is let me rephrase can be miserable. yes, like there's people it's just i know it just is yeah like
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shaquille o'neal. i know they got allen iverson. but the rest of the squad, except maybe tim duncan, they're washed, man. they're washed. two thousands win. lebron james, yao ming. who else was it? dwight howard? those are three pretty tall dudes. how are you supposed to beat those tall dudes? d rose, exactly. and i'm thinking it's d rose in his prime probably. not d rose like, you know, now. no disrespect intended.
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well, never an all star. this small forward becau okay, so an nba player who is not that good. uh, he'd average over 17 points per game from 01 to 2008. easy. mr. jefferson. what?! it's the only new jersey nets player i know that's not allen iverson. also, i didn't i thought it was kind of like a joke that he was a small forward, because isn't the dude like 6'7 or something? oh, jason kidd. that's right, jason kidd.
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you should have to like go into a smoky bar and then like know a guy at the back of the bar and then just like hand him an envelope full of money and be like give me this give me the celtics covering the spread tonight. you should have to learn like another language to do it. you shouldn't be able to just like walk down the street and like be like i'm bored pull out my phone fucking i think allen iverson's gonna do three assists tonight. dude we went to like sports gambling
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indianapolis? i honestly have no idea. julius irving and allen iverson have statues on the legends walk in a camden, new jersey training facility just upriver of philadelphia, i suppose, because they played for the 76ers. highway 76 revisited. allen's in the... what do they call it when you're in the... allen's in the paint! think about the... he's not really in the paint. he was like a small forward, right? he's more like on the outside generating space and doing some creative dribbling.
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let's plant a bomb there, see if that hangs some of them up. yeah, it exploded like four of them. it's fine by me. get them down to that ooze state where they're easy to take out. if i get them to walk over the spikes, that would be fantastic too. ai seems to be preventing them from doing it. god damn you, allen iverson. tears down. forgive me, i probably will not want to use that one. what do we got here? monstro's tooth, not nearly as good as the book of belial. and in the shop?
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greater spelunky players than myself. but yeah, apart from all those that i've mentioned in my limited experience, practice man, practice is super important. don't allen iverson me, just make sure that you know the more you play, the more big plays you're gonna make, the more chances you give yourself to learn something. i really hope that the ujat i is available on this final floor. there's also a snake pit.
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probably my allen iverson impression is not going to go down as one of my best, but the small intersection of people that are watching the 930th or something episode of the binding of isaac and who watched sports center 12 years ago are going to find that mildly amusing. now, took some dumb damage again. thanks for the relic though, and no steam sale this time. so we're pretty much done with this floor as far as i'm concerned. we're going to be wasting a couple re rolls here.
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we even got halfway down. he just stopped where he stood? now, i want us to be transparent here. we, preceding the events, we recommended to mr. kenya that he practice a little bit and our reply for that insinuation was a clip of allen iverson talking about practice. that's not how you practice!
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