Quotes about “"isn't real"”
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Keep my water bears out your mouth (Nubby's Number Factory)
- 3706.260 i'm still on my yoga isn't real arc. i know it's real but it's fake to me. it's like the opposite of professional wrestling or whatever. you don't have the flexibility. you don't have the right oh, oh you don't have the right whatever type shit. i did yoga for a while. i stopped because like i just i'm sorry for speaking my truth. they never want to know what goes on in a man's life. they just when a man starts to talk about his life they just want him to be quiet. Search ↗
the retirement stream - Bits and Banter _04_11_2023_
- 3738.18 thinks it's like retribution for the food poisoning isn't real take and i'm like oh really there's a part of it that's retribution for me making a joke that made you laugh nine years ago that then you took too fucking seriously has been stuck in your brain for a decade that i now i got like some kind of respiratory mild respiratory illness and you're like it's what you deserve you need to experience parts of culture that are not just streams i'm sorry but Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 240 [Divine]
- 84.70 that's just true in real life as well though. not that this isn't real life. let's do this shit pin. you do not stand a chance in hell. i actually feel bad. speed and range upgrade. honestly, i like the speed. the range, it helps out a little bit as a zazel. it's very easy to botch our range as a zazel. it's a lot harder to kind of put together a decent amount of it. so i'll take a range upgrade. above all else, i would love to still get one more extra spirit heart over the course of this floor. i would take a black heart. Search ↗
This doesn't feel real man (Miscellaneous)
- 1965.380 where was i going with this? oh yeah, baby driver. because i think that lily collins is... yeah, there you go. torente for president. have you seen that? have you seen that one? kevin spacey's still getting jobs. can i say something without you guys thinking that i'm evil? people will say canceled culture isn't real, but then like, Search ↗
The stones are suffocating me (Balatro)
- 1794.06 and i'm like, we don't... i mean, if we get it, obviously we'll purchase it. but like, sometimes it's also fun to composite a run out of disparate elements, you know? not just like, oh, it's fucking, he's a rock type so i used a water type. you know what i mean? we're gonna beat his ass with electabuzz. we're gonna do it, because it's play. this isn't real, you know that, right? this is a sandbox, this is an action figure, this is a fucking doll, this is polly pocket. it's not real. Search ↗
AITA for being rude to a student just trying to get her grade fixed？ (React Court)
- 2072.54 you know, it's the way of human communication is that you lie to flatter people. you misrepresent things to make the conversation flow more freely. like, absolutely. what you just said was really funny. see, and then i could be like, you're lying. but in my head, i'm like, i would even, it's cipher in the matrix, right? even though i know this stake isn't real. Search ↗
you aint major kusanagi - Bits and Banter [12⧸11⧸2025]
- 8573.760 those cars aren't there anymore. i'm not scared. he's got old information, this isn't real. we're about to find out like corey's in a drake vs kendrick. well also the threat was, i've seen what you've been looking at on the internet. we have videos of you pleasing yourself and i'm like... Search ↗
Plain - The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1668
- 1496.70 like as much heat as i've taken, and we are gonna do this five room right away, um, as much heat as i've taken for saying food poisoning isn't real, it also became something that was very funny for a lot of people, which is kind of like the reason they're watching the content to begin with. if i just, you know, if we had nls's and we were like, oh you defrost your uncrustable sandwiches in your armpits? well that's not for me, but different strokes for different folks, you know, i think people would be like, what the heck is this? Search ↗
Bootleg NLSS (February 28, 2013)
- 12698.480 jellyfish talking why do you hate me? sky breather? why are you bald? it's genetics man hey, are you real pretty sure you're not but i don't know and this guy's name is just northernlion isn't real i don't know man. i'm in some weird kind of like i'm in the middle of a tim and eric sketch right now or something best dark souls boss battle Search ↗