Quotes about “"is not real"”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸1⧸17]
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸23⧸17]
- 3723.580 i think everybody in the back room jacks off on the burgers what they're trying to say. this can't this is no way it is, this is not real. that's not legal. thank you upper crust also for the dollar sixty nine. what, you had to eat it with gloves or something because the bun's covered in mayonnaise? it's toxic waste. thank you the dreen for the subscription, chicandary games meow meow bun bun for the three months, painter skies for the twenty months, dr. box, sarian rouge, and maya. also awesome rash. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸24⧸17]
- 10965.040 traps are also a muscle. i honestly i would have to go to earth dictionary to see which traps are muscle. you know traps trap something else i thought i dunked it already. sorry. i'm not going to explain it to him no, that's it's an it's an unfair whatever. they're making up is not real dan's it is not real can't expect him to know this Search ↗
- 10992.200 yeah be aware that he does not know what it is not real though but that he doesn't know what it means me that's okay he doesn't know what it means what did i miss sweet randy certainly nothing zany or wacky happened while i was gone there's just no way but why i just saw it in chat that makes no sense Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸10⧸17]
- 980.200 sorry mom the internet things is not real camping if the cell network can get like two bars here i didn't realize did you do any? actually wait now. i have a question. yeah, where'd you poop there were bathrooms? i mean it wasn't like a bathroom per campsite, but there was like a bathroom, okay? got it Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸13⧸18]
- 6023.640 you know what's not what it's about. i had a knockout is not real quick. it's not like exactly what it is. but i'm also not the kind of person that's like, lady cuts off her own head and then do jerks off in the hole. i'm not like i gotta see that. and l bot has allocated 15 time units to masturbation. six more isaac videos must be acquired by the end of this time cycle. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸20⧸18]
- 8015.280 oh, that was weird. very weird. yeah, guys, there's only supposed to be one person on the script who says that. oh, fuck. nice. pyramids aren't real. i've never seen them. i mean, they're less likely to be real than dragons. anything i haven't seen is not real to me. yep. oh, wait. Search ↗
servers are back_ oh we rumblin_ - Bits and Banter [08/31/2022]
- 160.12 that was open until midnight, getting a foot long cold cut combo and slamming that down. nothing makes like eight to 12 pints of the cheapest beer available at the grad club hit the spot. nothing pushes them further down the digestion pipeline than a foot of cured pork products. can i ask you a question? why the hell, okay, so like lunch meat is not real meat. they take real meat Search ↗
Tales from the Letourneau household - Bits and Banter [09/01/2022]
- 2518.70 so he goes to the dump with his kids and throws all the shit away and then they see the drawings and they go daddy why are you throwing away our drawings that makes us feel bad and i was like this show is not real. is the dad the biggest idiot on the planet? like why don't you just wait till they go to sleep and then throw out the drawings? like it's it's the easiest crime to get away with of all time. Search ↗
the peachpilled fruitcel - Bits and Banter [08/02/2022]
- 1511.02 you're negatively impacting elmo's life for like an inanimate object. so you can't have that, i'm sorry. that makes you the asshole. i mean, that's all i got. elmo's inanimate too? no, within the world of sesame street, elmo's a living creature. he's three and a half years old and his dad plays the saxophone, okay? like don't say that shit to me, that's hurtful. i'll start saying hurtful stuff back to you like, you know, fluffy d. luffy is not real. Search ↗