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we went on one of those historical, like, check out the village that's full of colonial people that are all pretending, right? you know those? oh, you went like a pioneer village. yeah, something like that. and there was a blacksmith and they legit had us make real fireplace pokers. like, we actually made them. oh god. yeah, we actually hammered the mountain shit and it was amazing. and that was the closest that i've gotten to metalworking in my life and it was actually kind of a formational experience.
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if you're getting super dry, you gotta evaluate your positionals about where you're going. i've had some dry ass roast beef in my life. should not crumble. should be moist. i 100% agree with you. i wouldn't disagree with this at all. it should make that shitty waxy paper shit just like kind of damp. yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that paper though. i took another damage! anyhow, why do you shoot your poop but ignore all the natural poop?
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it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that.
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i need powder. i don't know what's happening anymore. eggnog. i doubt it. can you make stuff with eggnog? what kind of a croissant recipe uses eggnog? do you guys put alcohol in your eggnog? i've never had eggnog in my life. i've done it. i'm not a fan of it. you can put baileys in it. baileys is pretty good. that sounds disgusting. it's actually really good. probably one of the better things you can put with it. you put rum in it. baileys is what you drink at work when you're 130 years old. you drink baileys? it tastes good.
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i what i think scared me the most as he picked up the flaming garbage bag and then put it into a corner of his room with a bunch of cardboard is how much of myself i saw in that. right. i was like, man, one wrong turn in my one wrong turn in my life, like say maybe deliberately starting a fire in a trash can full of lighter fluid in your tinder filled apartment, that could be me, man. i could be i'll just put the fire over here for a minute while i get the largest bowl i can find which is actually 35 milliliters and
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and it's looking like a lock for mine as well, so i think we're i'm very glad to hear this. it feels like the end of a year. yeah, basically. that's true. this is our new year's. yeah. i mean, out of all the games i've ever played in my life, i think i've played the most rebirth in a concentrated amount of time over everything. i can see that. i've played more terraria, yes, but it was spread out over longer. i've played more super meat boy, yes, but again, spread out over longer. i'm actually surprised you've played more super meat boy. mostly because of the editor.
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mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh
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yeah, i could probably do that. what did josh say? hubata? i didn't say that. it was just words and sounds. yeah, that'll do. here's something, scummy. pizza's overrated. no one will believe that. no, i needed to think of something. i wish nl was my dad. you really don't, honestly. you're in the dad squad. i'm still a little too early in my life span, you know, so i'm like...
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oh no! aww... what? nick, what happened to you? i got knocked away. very early in my life. didn't i drop a grenade? oh, it went on the pedestal again. what the the top top top top? yeah, i put a mine down there. oh, choco!
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now i'm at the point where i'm holding r to do lilith runs. this is where i've gotten in my life. re evaluate. you trying to do greed ones? yeah. yeah. it shouldn't be as hard as it is. i really like... i have a hard time aiming my tears with the incubo incubodies. there we go. got monstra's lung on an incubus, that's kind of fun. too bad i couldn't do it before. yeah, i would kill for any tear effect, man.
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and why? i think it was funnier. i think there is better characterization and overall it's just a more engaging adventure. why is grandma's boy better than schindler's list? oh, because it's funnier. i don't think it is actually. i think schindler's list is better. he's dead? what are you talking about? this is the strongest loss run i've ever had in my life. fucking no range, sac dagger, holy water. did you not see the holy water? it's easy to miss. i have tears that make enemies smaller when i hit them.
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that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm.
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holy shots, tractor beam, daddy long legs. i'm definitely gonna reroll it though. so just like prepare yourself for that. reroll this lame as eff run. oh, this one's too good. i'm gonna reroll the shit out of it. don't worry your pretty little head about that. this one's gone. doesn't stand a fucking chance. i don't even know what a hushable run looks like at this point in my life, unfortunately. well it has enough health that i won't immediately die is kind of what i was after. ah fuck it, let's give it a shot.
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bowleg the thanks for the subscription looks like i'm winning the race right now probably the best tower guy tower clan player i've ever seen in my life to be honest with you controls save oh oh well, which scared me hmm is yellow the corrosion icon or what? yeah, i think so that sounds right. oh, no, it's like a speed or something. oh
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so good. some of that dark purple stuff. i played commander once in my life. it was very confusing, but i see the appeal. i'm just not... i'm not at that level quite yet. i played canasta with your grandma. yeah, you pushed her down the stairs? yeah, you never guess what i did after that. oh, i'm mr. buzzfeed. did you take her to the hospital? no, i made the whole universe my slave.
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uh, well, for whatever reason, i was loving life. it took me like 18 minutes. i did ball stretch actually. what? we had very different runs. i also re rolled the whole run. so the pills are bad, all of them? i would take none of them, yeah. there might have been one speed upgrade, but i don't remember what it was. so my brains challenge run was actually the one that i said like you've got to watch this video when i put it up because i think it was the best run i've ever done in my life. really?
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i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run.
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well, i got satanic bible. it's at least given me some longevity in my life. satanic bible is a very important part of this run right now. yeah, because the things that never die by killing all the things they spawn, like that kills all of them, which is great. thank you for subbing. welcome to the bearpile. really have to go after these spawners. every fucking enemy in this game now spawns like five other enemies. you never just kill something and the story's over. there's always a second chapter. yeah, a sequel.
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thank you very much. i mean, life is a little bit like sisyphus but with poop, right? you're always pushing the poop back down into the toilet instead of up the hill. i wish i could find less comparisons to sisyphus in my life. right? it's just... it's like sisyphus. you know, eating is like sisyphus. you just do it multiple times. see, having sex is just like being sisyphus. it's just like being sisyphus. you just gotta push a big ol' boulder up a hill until it's over with. you just have to do it all over again.
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yo, like, the canada us border is like very serious about produce, man. produce? produce. produce. i mean... yeah, but you said, you totally said produce. is that not the way it's said? you say produce? produce. yeah, dude! i've never ever heard you say produce a day in my life. and i demand that you stop it. alright. if you're produce, that's somebody who's really into you shitting. that's really what that's about. that's produce, though.
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meelo kunis moon ball. it's the greatest day in my life told you every now and then she comes together every now, and then i fall apart every now and then i fall a little bit closer what happens then and i don't know can't see the look in your eyes turn around right? whoa every now and then i fall apart nice a you should know tonight. oh
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