Quotes about “"if she says"”
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3016.16
but i think the other reason that that works fine for me is because i only feel the pull to choose the dinner like two weeks weekly. so if she says like i want to have this i'm like that's no problem and if she says i don't really know what to have i'm like all right i can step in i can i can fill that void anyway. the other day she again made a speech. women am i right?
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297.02
the queen of aquitaine, maybe, and also the empress. got a nice re new it. empress of britannia and also queen of west francia. also our wife. if she says no, there are gonna be some awkward family dinners. what a crazy and hilarious situation we have on our hands right now. anyway, we could actually take our troops through mainland europe, but you know, some of these guys are gonna have to come on boats anyway. the ones from the british isles proper.
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3070.74
i told her it wouldn't be a big deal if they don't pay her back because we know her christmas bonus will be close to double what her brothers want. plus, if she says no, she could potentially risk her relationship with her brothers because she can afford it. she hung up on me and hasn't spoken to me since so i want her to know if i'm the asshole. yeah!
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4644.52
you don't know that's a thing? i know you can get it done. i'm just saying you expect people to be impressed by it no, i like every day not like impressing but it's just like are you okay that i do this on a regular basis you gotta be be more alpha man if she says no to getting your asshole bleached just do it anyway like a man and then grow like a three day old man trap your pheromones
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859.94
i have a conversation with my wife every day. what do you want to have for dinner? i feel like i don't want to say a pariah, but it's a source of conflict for some people's relationships. not really for mine. what do i want to eat for dinner? i want my wife to eat whatever she wants for dinner, and if she has no preference, i will pick something, and if she says yes to it, that's what we're having. i'm not interested in fighting a petty war.
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79.12
she's technically still our symbolic head of state, which is weird, because then people go, well, if the queen wanted to drop a nuclear bomb on the united states, could she make you... no. it's a symbol... the queen, you know, she has the ability to confirm things. if she says no, then they just go, well, we're... you're fired, okay? like, you've taken a good thing, and you've ruined it,
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1454.460
fuck yuna, bro. she can get some hemorrhoid cream. the riz god has logged on. what if she says no? then you go, uh, um, i think you do, actually. oh, she fucking trolled me.
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358.50
you set up a test. so far this is relatively okay scientific method, right? you say, let's feed her this lasagna, because my base case is that i know that this shit fire, and we're gonna cover her eyes, and then when she eats it, she'll give her honest opinion. if she says it's good, which 100% is what's gonna happen, that's where she deviated from the scientific method. your null hypothesis is supposed to be a deniability, i think, most of the time. but anyway,
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387.36
if she says it's good, then i'll be like, um, gotcha! and then all this will be water under the bridge. surely there will be no other implications. if she says it sucks, then i'll get mad and kick her out of my house. she says it sucks. you got mad and kicked her out of the house. i'm like, i mean, i definitely think that op is kind of an asshole in this situation. i can also understand
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209.12
um, like maybe. my new like philosophy or at least hope is like that when kate is teaching our daughter korean, i'll be able to pick up enough to be a little bit more conversational. right now i'm kind of at the point where like, i like when kate's mom is speaking korean, if she says like, are you hungry? i'm like, yeah.
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949.38
don't even if your mom sends you an email that has an attachment call your mom and go like hey did you send me an email with this attachment? and then if she says yeah, then you go okay. what's in the attachment? can you just give me like the gist of it instead of me opening it on my pc? i? would like to make you special
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