Quotes about “"hug and kiss"”
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1375.72
i did it all for the nookie, come on, the nookie, come on, so you can take that cookie and give it to a friend, give it to a friend, like, be nice about it, you know? like, instead of saying what i got you gotta get it put it in you, why don't you say, like, what i got i gotta get and hug and kiss you, or, i botched that quote pretty greatly, but anyway. alright, necropolis 1 boss fight. it's a dick muncher here, not that there's anything wrong with that, as long as the dick being munched is, you know, it's consented to it, which i am not here!
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3006.94
it's not weird to hug and kiss your grandma. it is if you kiss her on her dog anus. oh come on! yes! x represents kissing of cross. alright, that's a whole new level i didn't think about yet. i think i'm gonna continue to not think about that. thank you. what do you mean? i don't get it. it's some kind of like catholic thing i guess. is it? i don't know. whoa! oh i'm so fucked.
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427.28
the pg 13 version is just, it's censored with like bleeps. the g rated version is now it's about... i didn't even think there were enemies on this room to be honest. the g rated version is now like, ooh what i got i gotta get you put it in ya. ooh what i mean is that i wanna hug and kiss ya.
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1290.760
and i didn't want to be seen as weird. i wanted girls to want to hug and kiss me. so that's why i said, when i go to college, i got to get over this picky eating stuff. and then imagine my surprise, and i'm going to say it, not just surprise, but betrayal, when a lot of the pretty ladies were just going out with guys who are like,
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1310.360
i'll get the cheeseburger, no lettuce, no tomato, no onion. and i was like, what? you fucking lied to me. the fucking culture lied to me, bro. you did not have to get over picky eating to get the girls to want to hug and kiss you. you just had to like be, have an interesting personality and being handsome doesn't hurt. i'm not trying to radicalize you. i'm just saying, let's just be honest, it doesn't hurt. can you stop saying that? can i stop speaking authentically from my experience in life? can i stop speaking authentically? can i stop
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1339.960
saying that i got over my picky eating because i wanted to have girls hug and kiss me. by the way, it didn't work. i did get some hugs and some kisses, but they weren't like, wow, look at this guy. he's eating like a stir fry in the cafeteria. i don't think it had jack shit to do with it, to be honest. couldn't get over the triangle. kate, be so fucking for real. did i lose aura with you when i could? you gotta be kidding. what is on the bottom of this thing, man? did i get trolled?
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487.500
the world, well listen, you're not gonna like this. if you had some kind of neuro atypicalness in 2006, people wouldn't go, he's on the spectrum. they would go, he's weird. and i didn't wanna be seen as weird. i wanted girls to wanna hug and kiss me. so that's why i said, when i go to college, i gotta get over this picky eating stuff. otherwise, girls are not gonna wanna hug and kiss me.
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523.340
and then imagine my surprise, and i'm gonna say it, not just surprise but betrayal, when a lot of the pretty ladies were just going out with guys who were like, i'll get the cheeseburger, no lettuce, no tomato, no onion. and i was like, what? you fucking lied to me. the fucking culture lied to me, bro. you did not have to get over picky eating to get the girls to want to hug and kiss you. you just had to like be
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550.360
they have an interesting personality and being handsome doesn't hurt. i'm not trying to radicalize, i'm just saying, let's just be honest, it doesn't hurt. can you stop saying that? can i stop speaking authentically from my experience in life? can i stop speaking authentically? can i stop saying that i got over my picky eating because i wanted to have girls hug and kiss me? by the way, it didn't work. i did get some hugs and some kisses, but they weren't like, wow, look at this guy. he's eating like a stir fry in the cafeteria. i don't think it had jack shit to do with it, to be honest.
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2780.24
well, you know what it is? we've talked about the beatles a lot. i'm not saying anybody who dislikes the beatles is ignorant. i think a lot of people don't like the beatles because they think that the whole band is just like, i want to hold your hands, you know, i want to hug and kiss you, stuff like that. they have songs about like actually doing it as well. like they weren't afraid to get like a little not safe for w, man. like what?
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