Quotes about “"homosexuality"”
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atum and eve. you could be as straight as anything and like what's it gonna hurt? this isn't about homosexuality or heterosexuality. it's about the abuse of tactical scientific ignorance to make a point. okay, gotcha. that offends me on a much greater level than anything related to other societal issues. but you gotta like... there's gotta be like a cum cycle, right? yeah, it's about once every eight hours. like if you had to draw the flowchart,
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3968.28
it's funny because when we worked in korea, or when i worked in korea, the stereotype, not even stereotype, the opinion that we saw all the time about homosexuality was that people, koreans would be like, we get it, that's like a north american and a european phenomenon, but that doesn't happen here. they would be like, there's no gay people in korea. anyway, i don't know if that has changed, but it plays into this next story.
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3711.04
i didn't vote for it. you should be able to write that joke again. well, you don't know what he's doing. or at least thought about it. oh, you're gatekeeping homosexuality now? from you. a group of penises walk into a bar and order a stiff drink. okay. wait! these are my names! these are the board games.
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2715.80
ah, it works so well though if you could just say, well maybe it just works if you say straight millennial david byrne. because i mean i can't say it for sure but i have no reason to believe he's not straight. but it's kind of funny to call a straight person straight. imagine being a straight millennial. and i guess the unironically problematic. you don't think if i could have been a little bit gay i would have been a little bit gay? i would have so much more aura if i had some genuine homosexuality within me to embrace.
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4214.24
i'm not in the game, but i do think it probably helps. can i ask a subtle question about male homosexuality? there is, i would say, a dated, heterosexual male discourse, which is, sexually frustrated men will say something like, it would be easier if we were all gay, because then we could just fucking suck each other all the time. because the idea is that men are pigs who have low standards and will just go for whatever, right?
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15th century florentine polymaths. like, i really feel like it's leonardo da vinci, but i didn't know he was up to all of that. i didn't know he was persecuted under an anti homosexuality law. could it be michelangelo instead? i'm going to say da vinci, but it is... i had no idea, man. i had no idea.
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1262.96
couple more hits. oh, i almost went downstairs by accident. wearing your mom's lipstick? you know, that could be construed as homosexuality, which is definitely not supported. reroll. spoiled milk. hey, everyone's gotta have breakfast before sunday mass, right? so we'll come down here now. oh! oh! such a pain in the ass. vaginal silkworms. really want to find the shop here. oh, chubb. yeah, i'm really concerned about chubb.
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900.86
75% of liege i can't even plot to kill you ah this is bad. it went so well for so many episodes both of them now god damn it all right time to find some concubines my wife who well she's a gray eminence though, so that should balance out her homosexuality so yeah, but you'd be better off with the regular gray eminence. it's not i mean, that's true not home now for now time to find some young ones and
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805.82
maybe just not take over entire like like four kingdoms in four years in one fell swoop maybe but where's the fun in that true? how do my vessels like me dude? they are pleased all vassals all 60 of them have a positive opinion of me. oh, no, all right let's see that do i want to beat the homosexuality out of my son wow or do i want to make him a fast atone for his sin? i guess fast atone because it's
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atum and eve. you can be as straight as anything. this isn't about this isn't about homosexuality or heterosexuality. it's about the abuse of tactical scientific ignorance to make a point. that offends me on a much greater level than anything related to other societal issues. but you gotta like there's gotta be like a cum cycle, right? yeah, it's about once every eight hours. like if you had to draw the flow chart,
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704.76
and the american kid, he's eating lunch and he goes, yay man, what's in this? and then lil bow wow goes, it's like the us army man, don't ask, don't tell. oh, no! ever since i saw it, i've been trying to puzzle out what on earth, like i know what he's referencing, of course, which is homosexuality in the military. but i'm trying to figure out what the hell it has to do with the meal.
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