Quotes about “"homosexual"”
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all i know is you're getting some wicked cbt at the end of it. probably true, yeah. are you pitching or catching? that's exactly my philosophy. i don't buy the idea that if you're not homosexual, then giving another man a blowjob is somehow preferable to having intercourse with him. but i think there's a lot to tease out there. it's almost more personal in a way. that's what i was thinking! it's almost like you're doing it because you want to! which is not there's nothing wrong with that! but uh...
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alright, what do you think about harvey milk, the first openly homosexual governor mayor of san francisco? i don't know much about him outside of the movie with sean penn. what do you think about the concept of milkmen from the 1950s? i wish that we still had them. i really like the idea of 1950 being like an area code where things are a little different. it's like right next to orange county. it's where all the milkmen live. live from the 1950s!
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that's like when i was a kid and i was trying to illegally download bill & ted's excellent adventurer and then i downloaded it and then when i opened it, it actually opened with bill & ted's homosexual adventurer. and uh... yeah, right. and i was glued to that screen for the rest of the night. yeah, it was pretty good. you just die if you go over that jump, so...
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think about dude, don't even give me okay. so we talked about that shazam bullshit on the show, the sinbad movie that doesn't exist. i thought it was a real thing! no, it's not. ooh, imagine that! six years of not solving it and not finding it doesn't exist on imdb, even though bill and ted's homosexual adventure is on there with the whole original cast. oh, look at this! a bunch of copies have actually shown up! here's a picture of it.
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yeah i was thinking billy the blue power ranger mighty morphin on the one they bullied off the set yeah wait what you hear about this tell me about never heard about this is a nerd right not you is a homosexual persuasion that's not cool and then everybody was like hey nerd
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homosexual is that it like it fills you with like an unending lust so like you can't do anything. oh well that's kind of a weird form of torture then because people that it's messed up. i wouldn't disagree with you there i'd call the lower form though that's the thing i'd much rather have that happen and then be taken as a prisoner then like as long as it's not like an abu ghraib situation, but then like you know that it could be worse they could just shoot you in the head
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oh, okay. i'll take the eight values one later. it's interesting too. i kinda wish there was like a not sure option for some of these. i agree, like a neutral option. apparently the eight values one does give you that. apparently it's more comprehensive. what the hell does this mean? no one can feel naturally homosexual. wha wha wha oh, they're just saying that people are in denial if they feel that way. that they just want to sin.
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i'm just gonna go, i'm just gonna say what i'm gonna say and then you're gonna laugh and then correct me, okay? okay. is the homosexual twink phrase called a twink because like a twinkie they get the cream filling? i never thought of that. no.
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like, what would the joke even be? he's experiencing his homosexual awakening? that's not a joke. i'm sure it happens to lots of people. i'm not the right kind of guy to write that story, okay? you'd have to ask kory about that one. see? okay, okay, we hate this guy. kill him. let's kill him with hammers. you can get away with anything. get it twisted. you can be homophobic towards your straight friends. you can do anything. what was i saying?
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he's canceled anyway. apparently he said some not so nice stuff about women, several celebrities, the entire homosexual community, his own wife and mom, i think, his daughter, the president, all of them. you got no style, got your clothes from a mendocito. what kind of chip you got in your brain? a dorito? you look familiar like an odd shaped heart. your whole life can fit on a game boy cart.
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i don't want to hear it, man. did you ever see the clip of the apprentice where donald trump goes like, jason, are you a homosexual? and then he goes, yes, mr. trump, i am. are you a homosexual, clay? i am. yes, mr. trump, i am. oh, is that true? yes, it is. ok.
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and then he goes like, hey jim, did you know this? and then he goes, yeah. oh my god! yeah, when i met him, he told me, he's like, so you like men, you like men? yes, mr. trump, yes, i like men. did everybody, you don't like felicia? well, she's a beautiful woman, but that's not my thing. am i the last person to know that he's a homosexual?
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