Quotes about “"god made"”
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bacon and god. bacon and god made a bacon. to make everybody as angry as possible, i also said after drinking the bling water that i would rather drink more bling water at $23 than eat 50 nugs at $23. because at least after drinking the bling water, i just felt normal. after eating the nugs, i'm gonna feel like a husk of a human being. do you think you're a husk? i mean, i would be a husk after 50 nugs. temporarily, at least. i don't think so. hey, i'm a mom now!
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oh my god. made it. yeah. ryuka, what's your problem? is tonal being a little beat? alright, where am i going? tonal or ryuka? now we're gonna go straight ahead and then we're gonna hang a right and open a shortcut so we can get back to this boss room. this guy fucking loves shortcuts. i absolutely do love them, yes. we need a shortcut to get to the boss because that section there took all of 45 seconds. you want me to go here? yeah, open that up.
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but like i feel like people gotta stop putting stupid shit up their ass like put a race car if you're gonna put anything tools that we've made to put up your ass. i'm not speaking from experience here yeah, but like i feel like we've probably made good ones by now. you just use those. that's i mean hey, honestly, god made the best one. i mean we got gerbils already. why do you need anything else? you know damn straight i live by that code
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no, yeah, you think if someone's like oh oh god i woke up just in time to know what was gonna happen to me you think if you're like we're going boys oh hear me out here we think god made women shorter than men so that they couldn't see our hairlines that could have gone so many horrible places was one of us
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rob, do it again. join failed. yeah, join failed too. yeah, that's mine. it's not a bad invite. good day to your partner. that is diablo. and i can already tell that i'm going to be your best friend in this. how fucked up is it that deckard cain is in heroes of the storm? i'm going to be like a god made of fire or i'm going to be like an old man who knows what things are. deckard cain rules. the old man in the martial arts games are always really good.
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you can submit a unban request where you can plead your case. if you still want to chat, if you still want to type, did you shoe shine your head? you want that privilege to return. just submit a unban request demonstrating a desire to change your ways. and i'm merciful. rarely do i deny an unban request that shows genuine contrition. this is why god made you bald. okay.
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so this one makes me feel like you would feel like there's some time sincerely wasted if you were to lose your chatting privileges. let's see what kind of gold we got in the mines today. this is why god made you bald. blind. this starts the all caps era. blind. red bird hurt trigger. bird. bird.
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like they just are i'm always like, oh this looks like fun and then for like the first half hour i'm having like a pretty good time and then after that, i'm like, why am i still playing this? i'm just mashing the x button and walking to the right over and over. holy non based. well, i'm just i am as god made me, you know, i just i kind of felt like beat em ups made a lot of sense in the earlier age of the world when they weren't able to have that much complexity in their games and
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we need to stay on three gold, which to me honestly means that we should probably just do this and then like oh and then this just to just to maximize at least although i guess we don't care. oh no trumpets will give us a dog. i mean it's a tutu dog but still. turn 12 apple you already knew what was happening. true okay i am as god made me sir. hold on my gorilla's pogging. oh no it's the pigs.
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and i'm the easiest man of all time. if anybody has a table that is selling anything, girl guide cookies, baked goods, lemonade, whatever i'm in. the only thing is, you gotta look me in the eyes and hard pitch me instead of just like, cuz i was walking by a donut stand and they'll admit they were like 11 years old. the girls at the stand my god. made a weak pitch, they went.
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it can't be your signature if it's from starbucks' house. that doesn't make sense. did you make it or did they make it? or is this, have we now white labeled this two times? is this made by like folgers and then it got white labeled and white labeled again? god made it, it's beans. farmers made it. but god must have spent a little more time on you because that's, you're not wrong about that one.
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