Quotes about “"glasses off"”
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take me a little lower. alright, the next step. it's kind of tricky because i usually... oh, we gotta give it a little time to dry. i see. usually i wear a shirt that is almost the same color as my wall. unbelievable from nathan. i'm gonna guess that that's good. i could do the yellow shirt. sure, why not? he loved it. of course he loved it. they're famous. i'll apologize, but i'm not taking the glasses off. sorry.
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108.58
do you also have it if you have your glasses off? no. weirdly enough. is that weird? i have no idea. imagine playing it in vr? oh, i did! at a few conventions. played resident evil 7. alan, i pay by the minute, dude.
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open up worms revolution again. we've basically become like 14 year old girls. yeah, i know. the baby one is the best. alright, chad. the baby one is the greatest. i'll go back to the baby mask. give it a second. oh my goodness. oh my god, it's so cross eyed and priced. what if i take the glasses off?
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when i think of the 90s, jurassic park is just kind of like that seminal movie. you know, you think of the music, you think of sam neill taking his glasses off when he gets to the park. ah ah, you didn't say the magic word. but i feel like office space is actually like... it's not my favorite comedy, but it's like so insNLy like from an exact moment in time.
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oh, you gotta love the 0 2 count. oh, i saw him. he was rearing up for it. dude, he better take these glasses off. oh no. that's like a perfect hit. that's a really good hit. go for third, i dare you. he probably could have. yeah. oh, randy. randy, man. oh, come on. surely he's not going to do the same thing twice.
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just take off your sense for my amusement. it's not like it's a big deal or anything. are you like minus seven in one eye and minus eight in the other? it's bad man. i can't see. i wonder if you hear me, cause i have it real bad too, i can't see either. you wear glasses? i'm trying. oh the reason ryan tries bling water, he takes his glasses off, it was a little weird. i don't look at people like that. austin wears those recties.
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there was an image of me on the round table podcast when i took my glasses off to clean them. and something to do with the lighting and the angle and the fact that nobody had ever seen me without my glasses on. people were like, it's a very cursed image. and i was like, how cursed could it be? and then i clicked it and the temperature in the room dropped 20 degrees instantaneously and a shutter went up my spine. and i was like, that is a cursed image. it looks like i have no eyebrows. in real life, i have like,
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pretty thick eyebrows but in that picture there was no eyebrows the eyebrows didn't exist you rarely take your glasses off find that cursed image and put it in my i never realized how rarely you take them off girl existed before goat seed did you guys know that what did you say tub girl existed before goat seed amazing the diarrhea girl
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like when you're like, oh, they go, what color are your eyes? you go like, i don't know, green. they go bs. they make you like take your glasses off and they're like, show me, show me. it's like, yeah, okay, why don't i just deprive myself of, you know, the perhaps the most valuable of my senses for 30 seconds so that you can see like what color they are. who cares? judge a person based on the kind of tv they like, not based on, you know, their iris hue.
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you weren't speeding? yeah, but they know who i am because i'm famous. i'm like kory worthington. take the glasses off, kory. the road is full of potholes and you almost drove into a ditch. you stop and get out, cursing, when something catches your eye. it's the mother of all potholes. the gigantic bottomless pit by the side of the road. you dare to look inside. its shape is almost clean cut, as if someone made it there deliberately.
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120 resting is tachycardia levels. sorry, i went harry potter mode for a second. brachycardia motherfuckers when they see a tachycardia motherfucker. i took my glasses off to clean them. i can't see all the plus twos. i am assuming there's a lot. you know what i was thinking this morning? it's in a way we're cursed but also blessed to be living through this weird era of social media. when i was a kid, like a teenager,
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