Quotes about “"giant"”
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well, how we missed you talking nut. they really need to add more talking nuts to dark souls games. i agree man. talking nuts are... the most polite interactions i've ever had online have been those fucking dark souls talking nuts. you know, i never even realized until pretty recently that the reason those exist is because in the dlc there's the giant that sits there and carves wood all day. those are his carvings. oh! yeah, right? okay. that's genius. i thought it was just some random shit. they're like, oh, let's have talking nuts in the game now.
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he's got a giant cyclops visor and a mushroom for a head. that is pretty sweet. i love it. i don't even know what you do to get mushroom transformation. this is the second or third time i've gotten it. i don't know why. oh, and i'm mom too!
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spoiled brats. you scamps! i love you subs. madgi with a dodge of a thousand ninjas. i feel like a thousand ninjas would actually be less capable of dodging. they don't get tangled up with their legs. they would hit each other for sure. maybe. they could form into one giant ninja body though. that's true. i didn't think about that. alright. if they're real ninjas. we will begin. my nature valley granola bar has been finished.
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you can also just like jump in the water if you want. but then after you're knocked out, you can shoot ghost bombs at people. and if your ghost bomb kills somebody, then you can come back to life. pinatas have power ups, you want to go for those as often as possible. there's super power ups like a giant baseball that explodes half the level, you want to go for that whenever. you can also bomb jump. you can knock yourself into the water if you're interested. eventually become a luchador if you're lucky.
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i still remember at university of waterloo there's like the big maintenance building and for whatever reason they have this rubberized roof and it's kind of slanted. so you can see it from like a large portion of the campus. you could see it from space. yes. anyways the one year i think i was in first or second year the some kids somehow got up there and did a giant it was like a 50 foot
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v for vendetta symbol thingy. oh wow. and the kicker his name? justin trudeau. the kicker was they couldn't like remove it completely because of the rubber whatever so using typical chemicals or something like that would i don't know destroy it so you could still see like the shadow of it to this day and like they couldn't justify replacing it you go there and you see a giant v. it's pretty good.
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so what? i can see a giant v on the internet anytime i want. just go to your mom's bedroom. hey o! oh, hi! that's not cool! i wonder if that's actually a url at yourmomsbedroom.com. it's guaranteed. oh, guaranteed. and it's so gross. it's got a live feed of your mom's bedroom every day. it's like ed tv.
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former names truman capital yeah, truman capote truman capote knows he's jim carrey playing in a movie are you talking about that truman show? yeah? what if the truman show is real oh prove that it's not what if we're on a giant group is on
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no, like it's a predetermined size, right? so it's like one poutine, okay? so it's like a ladle of gravy, it's however many fries, and then they open up the pack of... of the cheese curds. consistent, at least. chat, lend me your spirit energy! ow! smoke you. god damn it. hey, get out of here, ya... you giant turkey. what's your problem? they gotta hook it up to twitch chat, so when somebody gets spirit bombed, then if it sees your chats like holding up their hands, then it gets bigger faster.
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alright, so i'm a back flipping leprechaun who can command an army of internet trolls. now that doesn't seem, you know, terribly intimidating when i'm up against a skeleton riding a giant centaur. but he's depressed! he's a depressed centaur, i'll remind you. that can't stop clapping. now we're not sure whether or not the centaur can't stop clapping, or if it's the skeleton, but either way, the
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alright, so i'm a carny with long metal claws that pop out of their pop out of his hands wearing an impenetrable tuxedo now important to note forget about the long metal claws because okay. yeah, we're on a giant. we're fighting on a giant magnet so that that powers a little bit out you ever watched x men you know the magneto wolverine it doesn't work out that well, but that's okay. that's alright we don't have to worry about that because i'm gonna be wearing an impenetrable tuxedo and
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i'm a t rex, i got magical unicorn horn, i can shoot glitter. you know, i can see where i'm going. t rexes have pretty good eyesight, even if they can't, you know, they make a little bit of movement on that giant war elephant that has glitter all up in his eyes, all screwed up. you know, he's gonna be rocking around. t rex is gonna know exactly where you are. the elephant's gonna fall right off that rickety old bridge. he's not gonna have a single goddamn chance, you k pop star, owner,
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rainkitty. rainkitty, throw him! i thought i was gonna live, actually. that's because nl is a giant turbo nerd. who wants to see al borland's nutsack? i don't think that makes you a giant turbo nerd. no, i don't think those two things have anything to do with each other. there's question mark blocks at the top of the trees.
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rob, you sounded like batman just there apologizing. are you batman apologizing right now? sorry. batman never apologizes. ryan, are we doing the same mission or do you switch off? it's an h. it's a giant h. i'm giving you a giant h. you gonna stick with the breaker? breaker breaker? yeah, actually, you know what? i am gonna stick with the breaker. yeah, breaker seems good, man. although i am gonna get the machine gun so that i can also get... yeah, machine gun and ammo for me, maybe.
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it just costs you xp i think is really the only punishment there. is that the last one? ah, there should be one more. behind us. don't! oh motherfucker! you're walking into me! you're walking into me! i'm metal detector! i'm staying clear! i'm standing totally still! my metal detector was beeping on your giant metal body for some reason. this is actually made entirely of plastic. it's recycled garbage bags.
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bunch of sweeties make sure you bomb your shopkeepers as well because if you get that keepers head you might be happy about it i'm not saying that happened to me. i'm just saying it's something to keep in mind i took a video a little while ago of i got keepers head and after i got soy milk so that oh nice it's the definition of easy ha ha ha dude keepers head ludovico is actually fucking awesome get a giant coin. you just roll it around the screen. oh
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still california. yeah, okay. that's a good point. that's kind of the whole thing. it's like they say, what's california without lawns? goombada! it's very insensitive. oh yeah! one point. bring a few liters of bull semen as well, yeah. why don't they just make like giant desalination plants? that's all you gotta do. i've wondered that too actually. there must be a reason.
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good good way to start the year, uncle buck. it's a great movie! he makes giant pancakes and he uses a snow shovel to flip them. oh i know, i've seen it. yeah man. those are huge! and uncle buck has got uh... or sorry, um... uncle buck.
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