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gay bob dylan would be like, i was burned down from exhaustion, buried in the cum, sucked off in the bushes and blown out on the trail. come in like a, i don't know, a switcher sub, ravaged in the porn. come in, he said, i'll give you some of my own cum. none of the words rhyme. the lines don't rhyme. it's crass, but it does not rhyme. it is the right cadence for shelter from the storm, but otherwise it doesn't,
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something club soda couldn't do. i put it in the wash. damn, well, we'll figure it out. we'll figure it out. bro's so out of material he's using yeti. yo, but yeti's bit was pretty good. it was like, what if bob dylan was gay? which might be the only way to make bob dylan better. gay bob dylan? hold up, hold up. it's the first time hearing about this. now do the newport festival bit. what, play it fucking quiet?
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missed chance for gay bob dylan? bro, whatever happens on the island stays on the island or whatever. dude, they're using my public space! they're using the amenities that i built for them! they're using the spring themed sakura park to actually sit and have a chat. yes! i love tactical urbanism! i love designing public spaces that people enjoy spending time in! i forgot what i was doing. oh, i thought maybe we'd want to get like, uh, see what... isn't there like a cowboy house that we could put bob dylan in?
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great subreddit though, like 95% of the posts are this guy's pissing me off and it's just the nashville skyline cover. the other one that got me, how stupid do you have to be to have this happen to you twice? and it's just the title of stuck inside a mobile with the memphis blues but then they used a red paintbrush to circle again like 50 times. how did he let this happen twice? is he fucking stupid? i went to the gay bob dylan concert and he sucked ass.
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truth in advertising, bitch. i want the gay bob dylan bit. i think it's played out, but i was kind of like riffing on it in my head while i was making breakfast this morning. it's kind of like too easy because he has 735 songs. i want splooge, doo doo doo doo doo. i want splooge. it's a little like hacky, but it just works, man. i sucked bob dylan off on stage. who the hell are you? you have straight freddie mercury.
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we're gonna be here for a while, okay, john? it's gonna get way worse than that. were you here for the lgbt, the bltg sandwich? were you here for the blgtc sandwich? am i okay? what's going on? now gay bob dylan. yes, man. morning, eddie hood, brooklyn. wait, no, no, we gotta skip like eight minutes of the song. larry was the oldest.
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sales will perma perma side with the customer and throw you under the bus. well to the customers face, right? but to to management you got a i don't know. they're slick right? oh fuck off already. what the hell did i do? yes, gay bob dylan do be like it's a hard it's a hard it's a hard it's hard it's a hard cock and balls that wasn't his best work to be honest, but yeah, what did he mean by that?
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called woody guthrie at the fucking newport folk festival. don't do it, bob. don't go gay. i'm doing it. what's up, bonifaz? you touched my balls. i'm sorry i didn't do it. didn't you? dickin' you. boo! boo! bob dylan went gay! he went gay! that's so true. gay bob dylan.
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canadian dollars don't count. when you're this breaded everybody tender. anyway, i'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. feeling tired? gonna go eat lunch? good night y'all. yeah, i was thinking about gay bob dylan today. you know, i would not feel so all alone. everybody must get, they'll bone you when you try to drive your car. they'll bone you when you're sitting at the bar.
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ung see us with the new mouse, oh, it could go fucking crazy. anyway, later! yeah, i was thinking about gay bob dylan today, you know? i would not feel so all alone everybody must get they'll bone you when you try to drive your car they'll bone you when you're sitting at the bar they'll bone you when you won't give up your seat
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dubai chocolate back then. they didn't have like pho. i actually think no part of the world had pho. i think pho only came about even in vietnam in like the 1960s or something. gay bob dylan romance in durango be like hot chili peppers in my gay ass butt. i actually think, i regret saying that one, i think that might be homophobic. i think it might be homophobic to suggest gay bob dylan would put
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peppers in his ass. i don't think that has anything to do with his sexual preference but it is a fucking funny lyric if you strip away the the forced gay bob dylan part at the start. i think that's a funny ass lyric that chili peppers in my gay ass, but me and magdalena on the lake. what does he say man? i play for magdalena
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i was thinking too, like, um, gay bob dylan would be like, he sucks cock just like a man. oh, he got gawks just like a man. so i'm just, you gotta, cause i really want the last one to be like, yes he does. he guzzles cum just like a man.
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that's so true, gay bob dylan. the man in me would do nearly any ass. and then there's, i mean, it writes itself after that point. you're so true, so true. and oh, what a wonderful feeling. did you address the plane that crashed in toronto? buddy, i'm not the pilot, okay? i'm chill.
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that's so funny, man. plus, there was a kindred shitter too, because i used to shit like after my first period class and there would always be like a fresh copy of the queen's journal in there. you know, they're thinking about removing all the chips in the vending machine and replacing them with water. hmm. thank you, alma mater society. a little soft. anyway. yeah, gay bob dylan be like, that's true, man.
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imagining him putting on the shirt yeah yeah his rippling torso because he was quite handsome to be honest with you taking off the shirt gay bob dylan be like yes yes man and i'm like i guarantee you own a self storage business the way you're patting yourself on the back it's true i've won the lottery four times since i started working 80 hour weeks yes man i love that that's huge
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i have listened to a little bit of hot snakes after you mentioned it, but also i don't know what that is. i don't know what that is, but... so i gotta leave you, i gotta leave you out there. yeah, i'm more on the gay bob dylan bit right now. i'm more on that r slash mold kick right now. people will post a picture of a bagel with a fuck ton of spores on it and be like, is this safe to eat? oh!
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tell me i'm wrong. um, okay, she's already live. i'll send you over there. i'll see you tomorrow. later! yeah, i was thinking about gay bob dylan today. you know, i would not feel so all alone. everybody must get, they'll bone you when you try to drive your car. they'll bone you when you're sitting at the bar. they'll bone you when you won't give up your seat.
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