Quotes about “"fucking me with"”
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and also zero bombs, i really just should not have wasted those bombs. that was reactionary, and i regret the decision. but the game just keeps fucking me with stuff like this. like serio oh my god. seriously! oh, my torch is out. have mercy! there we go, that'll do it. put me out of my fucking misery. oh, i don't know, let's do one more run. it's been a frustrating recording session so far. but you know, when you play the games i play, that happens sometimes. and these are the games that i like to play as well.
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this is absolutely book of fucking belial worthy. these rooms! please! stop butt fucking me with the hardest rooms in the game. or the hardest room, i guess, in the game. now we do have another item and another...
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nick, i was... i'm not trying to say that your situation is not important as well. i was about to get murdered by two shopkeepers, then one of them froze the other one with a freeze ray. oh, that's deep. i guess that was a telecrack. alright, so we're gonna pay out to croco man. you gotta be fucking fucking me with this bullshit. how many shopkeepers are on the black market? croco man has none. there's like eight. nobody bet croco. i shouldn't still be alive, but i had 13 health coming down to this floor, so...
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ankh, jetpack, every other item in the game. ankeeee. you gotta be fucking fucking me with this bullshit, northern lino. hey, fedron's number 24 ranked on this daily challenge today. really? yeah. had 450,000. where's snaps at? uh, he's not on here. wow! wow. it's actually just her, then me, then you, then doxy. well, at least i beat someone. we're like the last four people playing.
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no. not any chance you're gonna lose this, you're fine. i can own it though, like, it's due to poor play. this is not due to like the game fucking me with rng. it's due to me like actually just making some really terrible decisions. what's our extra life on this one, nick? why do we have one life? i don't. you don't? oh, i think that's i got something. you didn't get the ankh? that was like basically free oh yeah, there's a weird ankh there that i didn't have a fly to get over to or whatever. why? you just like cost yourself a heart, pick up the ankh, man.
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i know, people love the laser pistol. laser pistol! i can't believe he got rid of laser pistol again! wrench to the sewers, dawg. oldest trick in the freaking book. gg gg gg gg oh come on. yo, don't hate the wrench because you ain't the wrench. is this guy fucking me with wrench? we just got scarier face. the wrench is now fine. look at me! i am the captain now. oh, that guy doesn't die in one hit. those guys do though!
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