Quotes about “"fuck my gay life"”
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what do you mean like there's like homing? like the devs revel in seeing you and like getting you, like they want to get you. like you'll sit at a bench and the bench will fucking explode and kill you and you'll be like okay. really? fuck my gay life i guess. and then like 80% of the enemies are like little tiny guys who fly around and when you try to hit them they go, whoa just missed me, whoa just missed me here's seven projectiles, whoa there i go! it's uh...
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oh, only the soup gets the subsidized snack crackers? you take like one or two, you don't take fucking ten. bro, literally fuck the premium plus corporation, fuck sodexo, fuck my gay life, fuck it all. i'm taking as many as i can. oh my god, wait, what the fuck? you cannot say that. do we have to cancel your ass? you do not have permission. chance time! kory, you know what to do. what, what, did your dad work at sodexo or something?
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oh, only the soup gets the subsidized snack crackers? you take like one or two, you don't take fucking ten. bro, literally fuck the premium plus corporation, fuck sodexo, fuck my gay life, fuck it all. i'm taking as many as i can. oh my god, wait, what the fuck? you cannot say that. we have to cancel your ass? you do not have permission. kory, you know what to do. what, what, did your dad work at sodexo or something? the shit, like...
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