Quotes about “"feet away" "sleeping"”
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when your child is sleeping like six feet away while you're having this conversation. you're like, damn, if i didn't do that grand gesture, this fucking human being wouldn't exist. i need to know what the fuck up was and what the gesture was. it's not fair. he played yyz way too good. to the point where it would be like, what the hell?
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and i thought it was gonna kill me. i thought it was gonna charge right at me. it was like only about 30, 40 feet away. it peered at me with its ass through the woods. it was amazing. nature's great, except for mosquitoes. how much better did it get on the... because i was like super away the days that you guys were like for real. or like you were doing like sleeping bag camping.
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you know i was 9, like i was at a sleepover. my friend's house had a fruit bowl, they hadn't cleared it out in a while. there was a tangerine that was covered in blue mold. i don't know what i was doing, i was 9. one of my best friends was sleeping, i took the tangerine, threw it full fucking force at his head from like 10 feet away.
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when your child is sleeping like six feet away while you're having this conversation. you're like, damn, if i didn't do that grand gesture, this fucking human being wouldn't exist. i need to know what the fuck up was and what the gesture was. it's not that serious. he played yyz way too good. to the point where it was like, what the hell?
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isn't that something? the hot dog! ooh, cosmic hot dog! this is spectacular! okay, okay. you can't hear what i can hear some of the time? she's making some noise. she's doing the stretching. sure, you've played hoarders. have you ever played hoarders while trying not to get so upset you wake up a sleeping three week old infant that's less than six feet away from you? i don't believe so. okay, blue team.
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