Quotes about “"eating pussy"”
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he's got this whole visual in my head. mr. bean has gotta be fucking horrendous at eating pussy, man. he can't do anything. he's gonna come up, he's gonna have his whole head inside of it just like the christmas episode. yeah, just like the turkey. yeah. you're doing it wrong, mr. bean. wait, isn't there an episode where he licks a thousand stamps? oh, you know what? maybe he'd be good at it then. yeah.
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3811.340
all the air he swallowed eating pussy in one minute or whatever he's doing. i say i'm the pot and weed salesman. i do open my trench coat for poutine. i say blam, threaten god with an unmarked firearm. i do think flying rules. millionaire fly to dubai.
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1752.520
he's causing a kerfuffle over eating pussy. i know michael douglas was watching that shit going, i don't see what the problem is. i don't get it. could somebody explain this to me? i wish i could have had a sit down with uncle junior, because i got to... it just doesn't make sense. he was like, you know, if guys know you eat pussy, they'll say, what's next, sucking dick? those are two different things, man. those are two different things.
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4987.860
in opposing territory? can i aura farm with my morning voice please? yeah, yeah, please do. hi, jib! i'm just so tired and i fucking love pussy. oh, it's course! it's course! the fuck has changed though, isn't it like 9 a.m. for you now or some shit? i'm eating pussy. i'm good as an uncle and i'm eating pussy. i was just eating a lot of pussy. i can save. okay, link. i don't get that one. link can rip!
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1609.80
you really aren't a simple man, i reckon. i think i'm honestly, i think i'm a simple man. with god as my witness, i think that i am, i can't say i'm as simple as you are, because i don't know who you are. but i mostly just, i love eating. i put my pants on one leg at a time, just like anybody. what you just said is insulting. i know, that's why i said it. run it back here. eating puss. so true, i just love eating pussy.
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1766.78
and then one person hidden me with a rat jam. someone here knows exile in guyville, and for that we respect it. he said, come, i can't. the song's about the female orgasm, brother. you're not catching a double entendre. there's no entendre. it's just about fucking. well, flower's more about fucking and sucking cock. canary's more about eating pussy and maybe a little ass.
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1466.00
they're dissing each other? they're not dissing. what do you mean every single one? nobody dissing anybody on secondhand news. they're just eating pussy. outside. literally stevie and the drummer. don't fucking condescend to me. i know the history of rumors by fleetwood mac. unlike most people here, that album didn't just pop into existence when that motherfucker was drinking ocean spray on his longboard, okay? i was rocking that shit back in high school. not when it came out. it was like 30 years later, but still.
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589.880
there is kind of like a weird big difference between taking a picture of the monument and taking a selfie with the monument. yeah, yeah, that's a bit, that's a bit. with like you're doing the i'm eating pussy sign with your fingers, you know. holding it up like it's the leaning tower of pisa. oh my god. oh god. is there a word for the hand? the pussy eating hand? i just call it the pussy eating v.
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681.720
can i say, i was thinking about this, as i've been accused of becoming like a cranky old grouch as i've gotten older. i think there are, there is some ways that society has gotten better and one of them is that it seems like more dudes are eating pussy now.
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they're gonna remove our access from the game. we have to answer both, huh? i thought i needed to do one of them. this is not that a right. you can't write that. okay. it's just like the answers we've avoided writing in quiplash for years. just write them here basically. yeah. eating pussy and eating pussy.
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926.880
it was weird logic back then. yeah, i don't really, i mean listen, i was alive in the 90s but i guess the show started in like 2000 or something but i wasn't entering that phase of my life in the year 2000, let's put it that way. it seems crazy that back then 45, some, not all, but some 45 year old guys thought that eating pussy made you gay. that doesn't make sense unless you're like
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i don't know it gets confused because what i was gonna say is what if you're eating the dude's pussy? but honestly i don't think i'm qualified to even get into the discourse there because i don't know if that's straight gay, pan, poly, bi, i don't know what's going on there. but i sort of don't understand how eating eating pussy could possibly make you gay. it doesn't really make sense to me.
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986.480
please change the subject? why? explain to me why you can't why explain to me why you're uncomfortable with the conversation. one second, i'm alt tabbing, i'm putting your name up on the big screen. slash user. they've left. they've left. because i'm asexual? what does that have to do with me? you're apollo's asexual, i could still with him in the call, i could still talk about him eating pussy. not him eating pussy, but talk with him about eating pussy. or say the words, eating pussy. it crashed my pc.
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