Quotes about “"eat shit"”
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1424.64
right. there's another way to go there. we don't want to go that way yet. hello. henlo, you stinky miners. no miners allowed after 8pm. this place serves alcohol. dude, get parried, you jerk! you just died to my fart! it's embarrassing! lovely. okay. miniboss is gonna eat shit here. you don't need to take the tough way. this is map man. map man lazer town.
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1594.98
do pretty well. almost kill him. second time you fight him? no chance. it's a common trap. it's a parent trap. you think you're good? you think you're too good. and that's when you eat shit. now's our time to shine. get ready to get parried. oh wow, you're a good combo honestly. i can't really be too mad about that. okay, you know what? i see you're a master of your craft. you're attacking me too fast and honestly, i won't stand for it.
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7191.02
sacrifice a heart gain two blessings. we will not be doing that, but you know how to up the price. okay, do i have a converter? you're gonna eat shit, bro. convert me, deal 12 damage to you. convert me, deal 11 damage to you. probably should have copied that at some point. reroll these two baddies. three rerolls, holy brother. four corruption damage to yourself. can i hit you with something crazy?
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1754.62
just throw something at me. oh, fucking god! holy shit. oh, no! log off, log off! oh, shit. delete your channel. it's a dang mirror, dude. or something. yeah, yeah. i don't want to eat shit tonight. well... yeah, you have to. too bad. you don't have a choice now, dude. sucks. really sorry. thank you. thank you. what do y'all feel for you? i hope you don't get sick.
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406.32
this fucking ruler 6 5 5 or general 6 5 5 3. i gotta pause for a sec. yeah. alright. come on best role of all time. ooh, that's okay. okay, if i declare on france. oh, i have no diplomats. hey, that's not true. it is true. alright. eat shit russia. alright, here we go. maybe you'll come out of victorious man.
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550.62
i'm gonna take the broom. i'm just gonna hit him with a broom. i'm gonna check the job office just to make sure that you have the requirements to get the job. oh, that's true. so... he's coming to his job? eat shit, martin. let's go, fam. what's up? you're getting... oh, you need 30 strength, 40 intelligence, so you're good. 30 strength, 40 intelligence, sorry. martin's running. he said, lol. i knocked him out. nice. he's got no chance today then. unfortunately, he's gonna take three in game dates.
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1301.940
you don't want to go too high the thing will eat shit no it's like it's like willy wonka oh oh no gun i'm boba fett i am boba fett all right yo it's got two infinity crab claws oh no swing the hammer swing the hammer at him swap oh yeah he's he's stuck in there
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4366.32
there's a strategy i started using a long time ago should not have started to go against it oh my god swarm protector. just saved my ass look at that. oh, it's perfect that was beautiful lined up with it. just perfectly okay. we got scapular yet another defensive item and didn't eat shit too badly on that last room and we got hit a lot but i
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1432.78
eat shit. i fucking own your ass. you ready for this? huge. language, please. language. bring it back now. okay, without a doubt, you definitely do hieroglyph. losing the hand sucks eventually, but we get way more time to scale our planets, which is valuable. check for a negative. doesn't exist. we go again. negative joker, you have to try. hi, tomo! what was that sound? that was my cat, tomo.
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1241.22
one of these days this bomb fly is gonna eat shit. i can just... oh, the look on your face when you eventually get killed here and then spawn an enemy that can stand a really good chance to deal damage to me. holy crap, we made it through. oh, item room. do me a solid. tractor beam is okay. at this point maybe i should be extremely pleased about it. what did i tell ya? agreed, fights. i've never heard of such a thing in my life.
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1711.30
but if we're worried about fair advantages, we'd be playing freaking baseball. we're here to kick the shit out of the game. and i'm all out of shit. no, that doesn't... that's not how that one works. we're here to kick ass and eat shit, and i'm all out of bubblegum. all right. who's my round one opponent? i'm playing just guy black. excuse me, could you... there you go.
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