Quotes about “"do you want a bag"”
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1098.02
do you want a bag? look, i'll eat the environmental cost of the bag. cause i don't know what bag is in japanese. so you gotta do what you gotta do. but they could be like, hey, can i have all your money? and you're just gonna be like, hi. are you a big poo poo head who smells like his own poo poo? hi, that's me, i'm the poo poo head.
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3436.54
when you order a bunch of shit at the kiosk at mcdonald's in vancouver and then it says, do you want a bag? and you're like, yeah, i want a fucking bag. you think i'm gonna walk out of here like an insane person with like 12 individually wrapped mcdonald's items? like i'm doing like a fucking idiot or something like that? of course i want a bag. it's gonna be 25 cents. and then they're like, how many bags do you want? and i'm like, i don't know motherfucker.
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1680.26
i do find it funny when i go through the mcdonald's drive thru and i order like, you know, three meals and they're like, do you want a bag for 15 cents? and i'm like, yeah, that would be nice. no, i don't want to just hold all of the food on my lap while i drive home. i think a 15 cent bag is a useful purpose here.
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they love you. what can i get for you? do you want a bag? do you need a drink, trey? after they've already given you your order, if you need something else, they treat you like fucking dirt. oh, you need some ketchup? oh, we forgot to put your fucking dipping sauce in the bag? fucking, okay, well, it's like being on the floor of the new york stock exchange. excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! excuse me, can i get some ketchup? excuse me! excuse me, can i get some barbecue sauce? you forgot to put the barbecue sauce in the bag. here's my receipt, thank you.
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4049.06
anyway, it was totally fine. but then they were like, do you want a bag? and he was like, no bag bags is a scam. subway is a scam. this whole place is a scam, but he's still like paying with his card at the same time. it was a very hostile like sandwich order. anyway, i like that. we good. i think so. yeah, dude. are you guys happy with? i think we have one more.
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1796.34
wow, you didn't tip $5 your fucking dude vancouver's crazy though with like the the surcharges on everything they charge you for like bags at fast food restaurants when you go through the mcdonald's drive thru, they're like, do you want a bag? no, i just want you to hand me like eight french fries. yeah, do you want a cup or should we just like splash your car? like you'd
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711.18
it's called standard operating protocol. look it up. all right, this guy's immortal. thanks for your help by the way, lion's pride. i really appreciate it. just dust him, he's gotta go. we lived. should be able to repair this thing about a hundred times now. or, you know, once also is possible. and let's eat those potato chips, man. nl, do you want a bag of potato chips? dude, sign me up. give me the chips.
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9124.90
richmond or vancouver and like you order and they're like, do you want a bag? that shit pisses me off bro. i'm gonna fucking carry each burger and just put the fries in my hand, bro. just put the fries in my hands. like what are you talking about? i ordered from us from a self serve kiosk and i forgot to hit the like the bag button and i went in the restaurant and i was like, oh man, i forgot to order a bag. can i get a bag? he's like, yeah, i'll charge you.
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103.06
they said, do you want a bag? and he said, no bag. bag is a scam. everything here is a scam. took me two years to download the app and then when the app scans it doesn't even give me anything. it's a scam. and i was like, you're right brother. you don't have to like, you know, go here. you don't have to quite, why are you coming here so often that you got like a whole, you got a type five for your subway order.
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7880.58
that's beautiful. maybe they knew it was my birthday. when you drive through mcdonald's and they say, do you want a bag? it's like, no way. and me the fries. put the fries in my mouth. what do you mean man? they do fucking treat you like shit when you ask for a drink tray too. they'll give you like four loose drinks and you go, can i have a tray? and they go, makes you think you deserve it. yeah. it's like you haven't earned it. they charge you for that?
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