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6654.82
the hexadecimal code that allowed us to complete the password game, if they are here, you're getting vip'd. so we got bangers only with a z. 999 plus messages in chat. they are not here right now. i'll come back to that one. dlguiga. dlguiga. 999 messages in chat. last message.
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6763.00
in a year and a half they're gonna be so fucking confused and that's gonna be hilarious. and if we're gonna do that we have to stay consistent. we'll vip bangers only as well. and then we'll vip dl hughley, dlguiga. what about librarian? they're a vip, they're elevated above vip. they get spoken to like every stream. they're in their own category. it's just that twitch has not created a way to denote the category yet.
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1068.90
everyone's staring cause he looks out of place but it's the only time he's ever thought of his race flight from vancouver to havana is $400 to tokyo $900 okay, dlguiga, who is the flight with to get to havana? because if you tell me that it's sunwing, you lose vip status. it's air canada? okay, you're safe.
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1618.34
dlguiga, you got a lot of, you're a little hyper corrective lately. so you know what, you know what threw me for a loop? you got vip'd because you helped out a lot in the password game, okay? don't get me wrong. but then you started talking about the vancouver seawall and you were talking smack and i was like, oh, you must be from vancouver. then you said, i'm from brazil. and i was like, why are you talking smack about the vancouver seawall? and you know how you replied? you said, i can link you to a video essay about how it's underutilized. bitch, i live here.
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4704.78
you get four coke zeros, people are like, holy, whoa, somebody's thirsty. save some coke zero for the, you know, it doesn't make it, it's just liquid. what stroller do you own? dlguiga, you're really making use of the vip tag, huh? you're really putting it to work. i'm shopping right now? we have, well, see now you've accidentally hit like a gold mine that i'm gonna get made fun of, okay? we have two strollers.
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105.08
what about the 2010s? i don't know, like i'm not an olivia wilde stan. i really enjoyed booksmart. but lady bird is a better movie but booksmart is also pretty good. i guess i haven't seen that many coming of age movies in the 2010s though because i was already of age. also, dlguiga, come on. lost in translation. wait, coming of age movie, lost in translation? you know, coming of age is like when you are surrounding your 16th to 18th birthdays.
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977.96
i just saw your 401 kilojoule workout on peloton. are you really recovering on 45% resistance? yes, dlguiga. i'm really good at biking. i'm at like 300 hours of stationary biking in 2023 alone, you know? like i've been putting in the work. haven't you ever heard of iggy azalea? no money, no family. 16 in the middle of miami. you ain't know that half this shit get real.
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299.40
i'll take a day off to have like open heart surgery and they'll be like what about that time you were two hours late in the last week of august in 2023 and then i'll just slash slash block unless it's dlguiga in which case i will simply remove the vip okay? i'm not trying to put you on notice but i did see you adding cosmo kramer my peloton sniper
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305.62
now the pee is not as hard to clean up as the poop, but still. nobody in the history ever thought this day would ever end. well guess what? it's not gonna end. hey by the way, dlguiga, are you midwestern emo on peloton? on my ride today i got high fived once.
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328.28
are you outing me? i got high fived once by midwestern emo, okay? and i said, that's fine. midwestern emo, chicago, illinois, 20s. that's my demographic, but you never know. there's lots of 20s people from chicago that are probably not fans of mine that ride the peloton. but then you high fived me as soon as i entered my cooldown and i was like, ladies and gentlemen, we got him. that's dlguiga.
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3070.28
it's not really a city where you're like, oh, you've got to go. you absolutely have to go to the tallest building downtown that's not really that tall. and there's a restaurant that rotates, but the restaurant isn't that good. and it's really expensive. and it's actually like the fifth tallest building in the city. dlguiga is crazy, man.
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3150.50
it's got a damn dinosaur in it. i do have to give them credit, dlguiga is definitely, they're using their vip badge. using it up maybe. yvr clears, where else can i enjoy a vancouver canucks themed restaurant? that restaurant is really bad, but it is also like one of the only places to sit down and eat in that terminal. look, the amenities at yvr are not that great, but the logistics of the airport are fantastic.
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3577.22
and then stop by richmond for some chinese. well here's the thing, richmond's where the airport is. so you could just en route, en route to vancouver. you could just pick up a little chinese food to go. i can do both in la and both are better. listen, dlguiga, this one's for you. i may throw some shots at chicago, but someone from la talking about how much they love their city. i mean this is a dangerous bit of rhetoric to get into.
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3675.54
now in la, what are you gonna do? uh, uh, uh, uh, uber exists, bro. uber exists, bro. shut the fuck up. chicago's also walkable? dlguiga... i didn't know that, okay? they got the train. i've seen the blues brothers. i know chicago has the train. it runs past everyone's apartment, right? like, the start of every movie about someone in chicago is like they're living in an apartment and at 1 a.m. it's like...
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3705.24
it also has a great bus system. i'm not coming for chicago for anything, honestly, except that dlguiga keeps insulting vancouver. i have nothing against chicago except the chicago blackhawks. otherwise, as far as i'm concerned, i mean, it's probably one of the best imitation new york's that's out there. no, nl, we have our own culture. al capone, al capone, pizza, pizza.
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657.68
why am i responding to a dlguiga question? where the hell is midwestern emo on my rides? cosmo kramer's popping in every other day, kip kasper's holding it down once a week, making me feel like i don't even know how to, i'm pedaling to the point where my glycogen stores are at zero, my hands are shaking trying to stay within 150 output of kip kasper, and midwestern emo's nowhere to be found, man.
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1217.78
but also kip kasper is a different guy than the guy i first raced against. and so is cosmo kramer for the record if you're here. i'm not playing favorites, just one anti favorite. i got nothing against dlguiga. it's just memes. the only thing i have against them is they weren't on my ride today. is coffee with pizza weird? you don't want my coffee takes.
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it's not a good ben aldis impression, but it's not that bad. dlguiga, tell me it's not that bad. tell me it's not that bad. you were there. ben aldis banging the pretty fly was pretty funny. i mean, i was just proud of him because that's like one of the only times i've heard him mix a new song into the 90s playlist. prior to that, it's like exclusively fly away by lenny kravitz. a blur song usually
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3575.22
you're making the men's facility deliberately worse than the women's facility just to save some money. men should have stalls just like women. urinals are more efficient. maybe you should just whip out your dick and piss on the floor, dlguiga. oh, that's extreme. that's extreme. they're so efficient. yeah, it's so efficient that like you go up there and you got two dudes with a shy bladder having a mexican standoff with one another.
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953.64
like i feel like if there's two celebrities in prison they shouldn't be able to share a cell. why? i don't know. they can fucking... i don't know. it's not much of prison if you're in jail with a celebrity, right? like if it was me in prison and they're like here's your cellmate matthew broderick i'd be like oh shit i should have done those crimes earlier. this ferris bueller bitch. by the way i'm not trying to be mad at anybody by any stretch of the imagination. dlguiga.
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