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any other fashion advice? i'm going to nordstrom rack today. heavy plaid shirt. this is fucked up but yesterday my daughter went to her room and put on a plaid shirt and she was like, i'm a little cold which is insane because it was like 30 degrees celsius but she's you know she's off the pen sometimes. i looked at my four year old daughter and i said damn i gotta get a heavy plaid shirt for the fall.
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but yesterday, it was like 72 and i was wearing three shirts. i sent my discord a message because i said i have to pick up my daughter from school. be honest. can you tell i'm wearing three sweaters right now? and i sent them a picture of me looking like a groove from despicable me. i had a sweater or i had a sweatshirt with a sweater on top of it with a sweater on top of that and my shoulders like covered the entire frame. i can't even do it now with one shirt. let me take those.
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t shirt over mouth breathing in smoke to find that this motherfucker left his frying pan on the stove on cooking something and left for work. left to go pick up his daughter. bro, that's like insurance fraud. 3, 2, 1, go. i like asking a question. 3, 2, 1, go. and again. i don't need to count that one. that was easy.
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heavy plaid shirt. this is fucked up but yesterday my daughter went to her room and put on a plaid shirt and she was like, i'm a little cold which is insane because it was like 30 degrees celsius but she's you know she's off the pen sometimes. and i looked at my four year old daughter and i said damn i gotta get a heavy plaid shirt for the fall. i was stealing my daughter's fit man but i don't know she had that shit on.
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anyway, we'll just take a quick snooze here. my witch! i should get a real life version of that. i gotta be careful though, because when i put a shirt on in the morning, that's the shirt i drop my daughter off at daycare in and the shirt that i pick her up in. so... uh oh. the tower bells are ringing. my favorite childhood prank. but i have not heard them in so long. the caretaker must be wincing right now.
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streamer named ace call me the henry the 8th the way i forgot about my queen you miss two flushes me talking to my daughter after she poops in her wetsuit 2 3 4 5 play hands. that's not a straight start me up. okay, i'm ready. been like that seed. did you get a hawaiian shirt? you know, i got a hawaiian shirt brother. you know, i went to chiefs luau
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another time she went to school with a sticker on her shirt. she was crying when i picked her up because the sticker was gone. i asked the teacher to look for it. she said i will not be tearing apart my classroom and playground to find a sticker that fell off four hours ago. okay, totally fair. other kids have gone home with my daughter's jackets and we've had to wait a week one time to get it back. now that's annoying, but still, i mean there's a lot of kids there. lately there's been two notices taped to the window that i'm certain were written by this teacher.
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and only wear it on friday because friday is also when i don't have to pick up my daughter from daycare so i don't have to be the guy who wears a disney cruise tommy bahama hawaiian shirt tucked into short shorts when i pick up my daughter from daycare and have all the other parents who dress like normal, you know, approaching middle aged adults with kids have them have them judge me. okay, a melon is a gimme there.
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but yesterday it was like 72 and i was wearing three shirts. i sent my discord a message because i said i have to pick up my daughter from school. be honest, can you tell i'm wearing three sweaters right now? and i sent them a picture of me looking like a groove from despicable me. i had a sweater, i had a sweatshirt with a sweater on top of it with a sweater on top of that and my shoulders like covered the entire frame. i can't even do it now with one shirt.
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t shirt over mouth breathing in smoke to find that this motherfucker left his frying pan on the stove on something and left for work left to go pick up his daughter bro. that's like insurance fraud also breathing in that smoke sucked real bad. yeah, it's awful you actually saved their house i did and then they kicked us out. oh
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