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when i think of isaac's son, i think of a 22 year old kid yelling at me in the comments and calling me an idiot because of a mistake that i made. when i think of an isaac daughter, i think of a lady wearing a graphic t shirt who's like, oh yeah, i like that game. maybe that's presumptuous, but that's just the first thing that pops into my head. i'm sure there's lots of trolls who are women out there too, making my life miserable. and then when you flip it, it's the same thing. when i think of balatro's son,
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any other fashion advice? i'm going to nordstrom rack today. heavy plaid shirt. this is fucked up but yesterday my daughter went to her room and put on a plaid shirt and she was like, i'm a little cold which is insane because it was like 30 degrees celsius but she's you know she's off the pen sometimes. i looked at my four year old daughter and i said damn i gotta get a heavy plaid shirt for the fall.
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a compass. we can't open it anyway? oh, what exactly is the collar on a shirt for? i look at the collar on a shirt as a sign of, um, respect. an un collared shirt is like you didn't make an effort to, you know, put on something nice for my daughter's bat mitzvah.
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but yesterday, it was like 72 and i was wearing three shirts. i sent my discord a message because i said i have to pick up my daughter from school. be honest. can you tell i'm wearing three sweaters right now? and i sent them a picture of me looking like a groove from despicable me. i had a sweater or i had a sweatshirt with a sweater on top of it with a sweater on top of that and my shoulders like covered the entire frame. i can't even do it now with one shirt. let me take those.
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i am wearing this shirt. can i give you a little anecdote before we get started here? i wore this shirt when i took my daughter to the park on the weekend and i shit you not, there was like an 18 month old boy wearing the same fucking shirt. you know, you ever get embarrassed wearing the same clothes as like another adult? wait until it's a kid that was born in 2022 that stole your drip.
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t shirt over mouth breathing in smoke to find that this motherfucker left his frying pan on the stove on cooking something and left for work. left to go pick up his daughter. bro, that's like insurance fraud. 3, 2, 1, go. i like asking a question. 3, 2, 1, go. and again. i don't need to count that one. that was easy.
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connie is very upset. have you noticed this? so when she came to drop off her kids at our house two days ago, she brought us... she got a big like bullseye horse doll from toy story for our daughter. she had a disney shirt for my wife and myself. now, it says something about my relationship with my sister in law that she thinks i'm in love with the disney corporation. i can understand why she would get that vibe, but
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when i think of isaac's son, i think of a 22 year old kid yelling at me in the comments and calling me an idiot because of a mistake that i made. when i think of an isaac daughter, i think of a lady wearing a graphic t shirt who's like, oh yeah, i like that game. maybe that's presumptuous, but that's just the first thing that pops into my head. i'm sure there's lots of trolls who are women out there too, making my life miserable. and then when you flip it, it's the same thing. when i think of balatro's son,
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respect grunge? i respect grunge, man. i was at a birthday party for my daughter's friends. information that you're going to require for this story. my daughter is five, so her friends are having their sixth birthday party. one of the kids was wearing a nirvana shirt. you know what? i looked at that and i said, respect. she loves good music.
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heavy plaid shirt. this is fucked up but yesterday my daughter went to her room and put on a plaid shirt and she was like, i'm a little cold which is insane because it was like 30 degrees celsius but she's you know she's off the pen sometimes. and i looked at my four year old daughter and i said damn i gotta get a heavy plaid shirt for the fall. i was stealing my daughter's fit man but i don't know she had that shit on.
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