Quotes about “"date a guy"”
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of course i'll date a guy who could do that. night three you promised. yeah, i'm still in. i'm giving all four of my messages a sign of love. love you baby. fair enough, i'll give you three. your rock makes me smile. that's what daniel said to nick and they matched. yeah! watch out, lind. good luck if he's in bed. ooh, austin moved into first now. so he's going to be revealed.
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if you are... trying to make it make it make it work, make it work. if you are a middle aged woman, don't date a guy your own age. it's too late. if you're going to date a guy your own age, if you're going to date a guy your own age, date a divorced guy, because then someone else might have already done the work. otherwise, find someone who's like 25 and mold them because you still got a chance.
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women would never date a guy, oh no sorry, women never date a guy who is into weird shit or women never date a guy who is a raccoon man. does that count as weird shit? yeah you think the dude from guardians of the galaxy is weird shit?
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how quickly did that one come to your head? oh instantly. as soon as you saw it. originally it was gonna be to get its shit together asap, but i was like, like right now might be a little funnier in a cadence. women would never date a guy, oh no sorry, women never date a guy who is into weird shit, or women never date a guy who is a raccoon man. does that count as weird shit? probably, yeah.
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it's got a big hat i figure there's enough room to have sex in it women never date a guy who dabs or never date a guy who eggplant now i'm trying to vote against everybody basically
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i guess this is me now. what? you're gonna look great with a hook. we can call you hooky mchookface. depressed. i'm depressed by your joke. nobody's ever gonna treat me the same, are they? some people won't. but fuck them. would you date a guy with one hand? i don't think it's me you're concerned about, is it? i think we missed our shot. kinda got close at the fire pit back there. am i crazy or was something about to happen? it was always next to you, right?
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the linter first. no, i'm not suggesting that. what i am suggesting is that if you are trying to make it make it make it work, make it work. if you are a middle aged woman, don't don't date a guy your own age. it's too late. if you're going to date a guy your own age,
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if you're gonna date a guy your own age, date a divorced guy. because then someone else might have already done the work. otherwise, find someone who's like 25 and mold them because you still got a chance. or widowed! could be widowed as well. stop talking. it's... it's... i'm telling you. the other thing is if this makes you feel bad and you're a 40 year old man, just look at your desk, okay? if your desk is
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of course i'll date a guy who can do that. night three you promised. yeah, i'm still in. i'm giving all four of my messages a sign of love. love you baby. fair enough. i'll give you three. your rock makes me smile. that's what daniel said to nick and they matched. yeah! yeah! watch out, lin. let's see that change to ibiza. ooh, austin moved into first now. you're the highest under built plan, so let's see it.
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should have used yogurt instead? you could direct your concerns to the hellofresh corporation. it came with mayonnaise in the meal prep kit. as a result, i was kind of gated by supply. no you didn't. come on. someone in chat said i used to date a guy who washed his face with mayonnaise. no you didn't.
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