Quotes about “"daddy pig"”
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1525.90
like out loud she'll go i'm peppa pig this my brother george this mummy pig and daddy pig so this is without even watching the show this is just now she just recites the intro and after she says looks like daddy pig she says looks like ryan so she actually sets him up and she knocks him down we should have croissant you in my opinion but let's
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3373.50
i was i was unreasonably messy as a 12 year old or i don't know maybe reasonably messy honestly omg he does i've been loving the daddy pig photoshops by the way there finally i'm number two post so maybe it's not finally from a teacher you're the asshole
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7455.66
in britain an eggplant is called swede. aubergine? aubergine? aubergine, okay. i thought aubergine might only be french. what is swede? because they talk about it on peppa pig. daddy pig's like, olive cream of swede. and then peppa pig goes, i want spaghetti!
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7479.60
and then they go, peppa, spaghetti is not on the menu. but guess what? the waiter brings her some spaghetti anyway. and then daddy pig goes, if there's not too much to ask, i'd like to have some spaghetti too. and then they all go, spaghetti for everyone. daddy pig loves spaghetti. everybody loves spaghetti. and they fall on the ground laughing. anyway, sorry. which plant is tequila made from? agave.
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2436.24
like, you can love bluey without trying to knock down peppa pig, okay? like, bluey, sure. i get it. all the adults love bluey because it teaches kids how to be empathetic or something. but you don't have to... peppa pig is still good. have you seen some of the other dog shit that's on tv for kids? i like peppa pig because it deals with real scenarios. daddy pig lost his glasses. peppa pig lost her boots. oh, we left the door open and a parrot got outside, you know?
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1248.78
and out of nowhere she said, and it wasn't perfect diction, but she said, i'm peppa pig. my brother george, mommy and daddy pig. and i was like, holy cow, she's reciting the peppa pig intro, the whole intro. it's only like 15 words long, but like a year ago, she couldn't say like more than two words. she does, because it came up in chat, does she have a british accent?
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1698.10
i'm not sure if it's the same episode, but there is also one where a carnival worker makes fun of daddy pig for being overweight. he said, daddy pig won't be good at this. look at his round belly. and then mommy pig goes, give me that. she takes the hammer and destroys the strength test. two blackberries, three dragon fruits, and a durian. three dragon fruits, two blackberries, and a durian.
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420.56
she picked up a little figurine of daddy pig and said look at his big belly. i said, does daddy have a big belly? she looked at my stomach and she said, hmm, no, it's pretty small. hey! i thought that was a fair appraisal. anyone else think a retirement home for mid 30 year olds would be cool as hell? all your food is cooked for you and they plan social activities for you? you haven't earned it yet.
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2574.00
i do believe you're owed some points! ooh! here's another comedian, whether you like it or not! oh... oh wow... this one has been submitted anonymously? my family is like, ryan, daddy pig. what the hell? who wrote that? fuck.
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2456.12
i read the description of it just because i was like, how did they make a game out of this show? it was like, uh, customize your own peppa pig character. then ring the peppa pig family doorbell and start your own adventure. help daddy pig find his glasses. and i was like, oh, man, i got to be honest. it sounds like pure ass, but like, i mean, why wouldn't it be? it's based on a show that like 18 month old children watch.
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2488.34
i hate to say it, but i'm not like a, you know, like a men's rights activist. but i feel like daddy pig is like too stupid to feel good about him being on television.
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2526.44
there's not as i know i've gone through this again, but there's not a sing or i've gone through this before i should say there's not a single episode where like mommy pig says hey daddy pig apropos of nothing at all thanks for making the mortgage payment this month due to your having an incredible job as an architect that took a lot of schooling and requires a lot of competency to succeed at like thanks for that instead it's always like
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2551.92
daddy pig, daddy pig bent over and his pants ripped in half. like they never... i just feel like it's... it's not like a good mental model for how to think about like the men in your life. like he's... i don't think there's ever been an episode where daddy pig like is like a... i mean he's not a bad guy by any stretch, but he's just kind of like stupid.
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2588.40
like there's an episode where they go to france and then mommy pig is like, careful daddy pig, they might drive differently here. and he says, honey, driving is driving. and then he's driving down the wrong side of the fucking road. like that's a serious hazard. but it's just played off. like, you know, so funny, lol.
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2613.00
like i'm just saying he should be on like, they should, he should get a prescription from the doctor for like synthetic testosterone or something. like i want to see like a jacked daddy pig with like a full arm sleeve tattoo. i want him to build a $7,500 gym in his garage and start posting like weird thirst traps on twitter as like a 55 year old man. like just to, just to prove he's still got it, you know? holy cow. what a cursed floor.
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2290.90
that is not something that happens in the first few seasons of peppa pig where they're... like the standard problem on a peppa pig episode was like, i lost my stuffed animal and then like at the end it's like, oh it turns out daddy pig accidentally like put it behind the radiator or something. peppa pig went to the fucking moon. and then i saw another episode this morning. mr. potato had a helium balloon that got over inflated
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2004.02
what are you talking about? what do you mean she sounds like peppa pig? what are you talking about? she sounds like peppa pig. what happened to my daddy pig image? it's gone? oh, that would have been a great bit. okay. that is the great gatsby, my favorite fourth grade novel.
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1039.40
15 peloton rides in 11 months just to have people take a photo from like 3 feet lower than my damn eye line? from the daddy pig angle? so basically i'm trying to say like i look like i'm like 5'10, but actually i'm like 6'7. i'm like i'm taller than steve nash i can tell you that much for sure.
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