Quotes about “"crazy mike"”
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then we're gonna buy the bomb box. and now we're gonna go bomb crazy on these shopkeepers. bomb crazy mike? bomb cruise, is bomb cruise crazy? that's what i always said. just be i always said that. then what do you say? i don't remember. alright so i think you just start by going like a do one of these bad boys, toss a bomb in there, okay! now we gotta wait for these shopkeepers to somehow kill themselves.
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i know he's around but i never see him saying fuck our ads anymore. sometimes he'll talk to like crazy mike and be like, is your stream gonna have ads on it? wink wink. is it so? fuck those ads. exactly. he's gone to the second level like, he's got a little self awareness which is good i think. that is good yeah. so you didn't die to monstroid 2. no, i'm just slow as a goddamn sack of molasses for some reason. why am i so slow? take small rock.
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i mean crazy mike probably has all the tails. i'm sure he does i'm sure crazy mike tells all the heads to and asia this tales of symphonia tales of the abyss tales of the crypt don't talk to me. it was like a series name tl tails tails lc doctor
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you'll just get uh, just get jg wentworth to do it. jg wentworth apparently isn't here man! where's your jg wentworth now? hold on, let me summon him. who's this guy? oh this guy looks like a real bro, that looks like crazy mike's character. uh, what's uh, what the fuck is jg wentworth? he's the undead merchant, that's it. so we're the crown of dusk, apparently that helps you a lot. no i accidentally summoned chipping lake 9 instead of the dude i thought was crazy mike. oh no.
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yeah, that happened. i remember. go get the dragon! go fight the dragon! i don't wanna fight the dragon! i wanna fight artorias! fight! i don't wanna see you lose again, so fight the dragon! well, yeah oh, hey, northernlion, go to the dlc, but don't lose! yeah! this is what i'm dealing with every day. i just remembered... i just remembered that crazy mike is a person. hey, make me some chicken noodle soup, but don't make it hot! like, come on here, give me some credit. put an ice cube in it. no, what do you put an ice cube in your chicken noodle soup? dude, he just puts ice in his beer sometimes. who?
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the other guys, they were just spectating you. when you said that you were the greatest dark souls player in the world, did you forget about crazy mike? cause that seems weird. i think crazy mike forgot about me. oh. he has forsaken you. johnny magoo goo sent you a message. here we go. the def community is actually really good or inclusive. hell, it'll be the people who don't know def who get angry at nick. there you go, nick. yeah, that's what i'm saying. says you right now. we'll see. no, it says johnny goo goo. yeah, i know. johnny goo goo!
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the microsoft paid sony or paid, ah whatever. microsoft paid sony? no, microsoft paid polygon to give the last of us a seven and a half. we all know that's just true though. oh okay. mike had a sword the whole time. your chat was squirtle the whole time. no, crazy mike had a sword the whole time. oh that's pretty cool. i know a story. yeah. i know mike had a story. a good guy. sorry. is that a joke about being canadian?
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like they fall into like masks and friggin hats. they're not wearing a mask or a hat. alright. umm... they're not wearing a mask or a hat. is it a... is... do they have a beard? no. wait, i'm still on they're not wearing a mask or a hat. well i don't have... i don't even have anything so i'm just going on a mask. yeah, what does indy count? he has a mask on! mask on! alright, crazy mike has a... yes, obviously! it's a helm. it's not a mask, it's a helm. whatever.
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this guy, i'm legitimately helping this guy out a lot. i'm not saying i'm doing real well, what i'm saying is thanks for giving me these fucking weapons crazy mike and company for allowing me to pretend like i have some skill when i actually don't. well you probably saved this guy like six hours of his life. exactly! yeah, like just dying over and over in anor londo. i've been there man! me too.
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oh, i got him and i get the greatest kill of all time. i'll just kick him off the edge afterwards i think he turned off his xbox like a ding dong. yeah, last stream. i actually i don't think he did oh but i didn't get a message like spirit of oh there is he's vanquished all right these guys are doing some celebrating um we got to open up these shortcuts but i also would love this guy to heal me with his estus flask they also said i'm fairly certain that guy's a crazy mike said i'm fairly certain that guy's a hacker
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why? you're the indicted lord. lord of indictments. lord of indictments. i'm gonna move to a new place and uh... a crazy mike during that invasion was like, this guy frequents my stream northernlion, watch your butt! too bad crazy mike. busted his ass in half. split him like a coconut.
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in the next half. i'll use my thrower to use a two die block on this guy. come on troll slayer. yeah he's going down. come on you can just get it. this is crazy mike man. just even some spp like. this should this touchdown should bring my runner to level three.
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did he's crazy mike winston baby. whoa. what's up? i'll retrieve remaining power of dark spirit crazy mike can be a summon leader and he could crazy his way through all the bosses for us no, he wants to invade him. he's got a level 8 character and he beat the first two bosses and he's just waiting for you. he's got a level 8 character yeah, and he beat the lc land already
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now people are saying just go to the back of the basin. yeah, crazy mike says go to the cave area again, you ding dongs. gotta talk to dusk first. no, you gotta go in the back first. oh, you think crazy mike doesn't know what's going on? crazy mike doesn't know anything. i surrender, crazy mike knows more than me. yeah, you gotta go to the cave like a thousand times. what's in the cave now? like, people, they hang out back there. yes, i'm the talking cave.
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wow. geez, man. did skype just make me sound like an asshole? nah, you said go to the blacksmith. you don't need skype to do that. why are you talking about blacksmith when we got white smith with us right now? oh. that's you. that's josh. i didn't even notice that i was being racist that time. crazy mike says, guardian soul is the only boss that's useless.
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you're actually pretty close to that. what's wrong with this guy? oh no! oh, i've got some ah, should i drink a beer? yeah, absolutely. absolutely. what kind of beer? uh, it's... let me go get it, i forget what it is. alright. please don't let it be tenants again. i'll be back. no, it's not. i learned my lesson. so long. kill him and get his hat. i already have his hat. so kill him and get another hat and give it to crazy mike. oh my god, what's wrong with these fucking elevators, man?
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i'll pack it. is your person mathis? yeah, it was clearly not mathis. obviously, why would i pick that guy? is your person you? no. why does everyone tell me to install adobe? oh, it popped up at the bottom of the screen. is your person crazy mike? no. oh, sorry that you subbed today crazy mike. ryan didn't pick you. yeah, i'm sorry too. that was your option.
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doggies love him more guns freeman i threw floubes nay roland's solitary drake afro cactus utter poned crazy mike 1991 branklin stelia bees out do zip it ee bop bop bop
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what is all these hidey hideers today, man? well that's another thing. i played some dark souls yesterday. i did a stream on a full grown gaming channel with crazy mike. oh, no way! and i did his first run through dark souls proper. wow, how far is he? he got up to the first bell, then we started to make our way down to the depths. and i think we just defeated capra in about... i think it was a total of about 3 to 4 hours of streaming. dude, that's pretty good!
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yeah he did okay, he died a bunch too and we got through a lot of quibbling about like what should i spoil, what should i let him discover on his own. i kind of hung back for a while and just chatted with crazy mike about you know gameplay conventions. nothing wrong with that, crazy mike's a good guy. yeah he is, and he's very knowledgeable about pvp so he definitely takes up the slack from anything i lack in that department which is a lot. where is this guy? you think he might be hiding in well he's seen without legs. i like not having legs i gotta say.
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yeah, i think it's very well made it looks really good i know you mentioned that when you watch the video like it didn't seem like it looked that amazing it looks pretty good in motion the other problem is like i have an amd card not an nvidia card so i can't use physx so i imagine it looks a lot better and maybe even runs a lot better on nvidia cards but i think it looks really good the story is broken up a lot and it's told in a really engaging way, but the gameplay is the same old like first person shooter you're gonna like try to sneak past but avenge. oh shit. it's crazy mike. oh
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yeah, i heard the magic sort of had fallen away for you with the whole silent protagonist thing and i kind of appreciate that point of view also. oh my god crazy mike what have you done to me? it didn't do any damage! that was really weird. everybody's tweeting at me that i'm a dingus for calling it gravotropism. i was expressing gravotropism as opposed to phototropism. those are the two competing ideologies. really? so for those of you who are calling me a dingus, well there was more to it than that. that's all. i should point out like i didn't study botany in university. i studied like
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like evolutionary like molecular genetics and evolutionary psychology so when it comes to plants i don't know what's up. most of the time. biology is a big field. right yeah, it's pretty huge it covers anything related to all life on earth which you know it's pretty substantial yeah, is this crazy mike's role playing is that asshole ninja dude right that i almost never see i'm not aware who that dude is you know isn't he the dude in blight town who sells you this stuff or the lady in bathsheba of the east
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it's fine, it's good. i think it's a very well made game. it's not aliens colonial marines, right? like, it's not a mess. even though, you know, it glitches out occasionally. very well fought crazy mike there, i've gotta say. iceking on twitter just said you're playing as a silent protagonist now. that's true. i don't really have a good counterpoint to that. except that the narrative in dark souls is not told in a traditional fashion.
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