Quotes about “"child" "shirt"”
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that is no child's book. what is this book? is it the shirt? did i screw up his shirt? i think he's thinking too hard about how to stand. he's making him look weird. so much so i barely remember a time without it. and now wanda has this in common with us too. just stop standing so weird. stop worrying about it. to come face to face with true evil itself.
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or like, you gotta eat a cheeseburger with your shirt off while telling people like, yeah dude, the matrix 2 is pretty good. i don't know why those things scream limp bizkit to me, but uh... that's... what can i say? i'm a child of that era. so i think i'm just in tune with them. it's like kindred spirits. basically like a fred durst conjoined twin. basically. not legally speaking, because i don't want to get sued.
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then like maybe eric teeter or something, i don't know. oh, john teeter. they point down and they say, look, you got something on your shirt. you look down and then you're sucked into another dimension. noveltease. that would have been novel, yeah. they've been teasing you. when we were at disney california adventure, we were walking behind a family that had a young child eating a churro.
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now where is the child size shirt? you know i'm not gonna tell you how to raise your kids but you probably shouldn't let your child wear a shirt that says scum lord on it. maybe i don't know be cute northernlion asked i'm specifically picking this because it's subverting the trope of people donating you to ask me questions northernlion asked nick if he restarted terraria, or he's somewhere halfway already and
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as a child, media always prepared me way too much for quicksands. like i thought that i would be swimming in quicksand when i got older. it's kind of true about wet t shirt contests too. not only have i never seen one, i don't think i've ever seen one even advertised outside of like a movie. maybe we're living in different times now. you gotta try a puppy. the puppy, the beautiful thing about it, that was not a good combine, is that it scales itself.
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i think it might be time. i have a child. i'm going to be entering my 40s soon. i sleep in a bed with my wife. i think it might be time to start entering my pajamas era. like a cozy button up shirt and some pants that show the outline of your cock. i think it's time. so i'm thinking i might become a pajama guy. that's step one. i haven't really got any further than the pajamas at this point. i haven't thought about it any deeper than the pajamas, but
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it's kind of like magic. i hate to say it. saw him at tesla. oh, is this the one where i pull up my shirt and god is my witness? i breastfed the child right there? trying to see which which copy past that is. i mean it's with anything, you know, any anything that i don't know like i i wish it weren't like this cuz i'm like a i'm a nerd man. i'm like the only adult i know that's still reading books. that's how that's how nerdy i am. um...
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i love you so much. that's why i'm gonna untuck your shirt for you. yeah, just if you could just untuck that shirt it's an alligator shirt. that's even worse do me a favor if they let you play basketball with his child put him in his no put him in his place. i want you to like dunk on him just like dish right down. hey guys one game. i like how i have to ask for your adults versus kids. let's go
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and he would have been within his rights to put me down too, but he didn't. jamal was the first person to look past the fangs and see my humanity. train me to control my darkness so i could become the vampire hunter i am today. how many vampires have you killed recently, blade? i guess what i'm saying is you deserve that same benefit of doubt. you may be a demon child. this shirt is so badly fitting, man. it's driving me crazy.
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i know people are like, why would you play rocket league with text chat on? honestly, like 95% of the time is totally fine. just very, very occasionally you'll meet like a complete man child. that's fine. i don't mind sleeping on baby vomit, kate. i can make it work. that's why i wear a shirt to bed. hope you're okay with that. if the choice is wash the sheets,
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