Quotes about “"bald goblin"”
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Restaurants fear me (Noun Town Language Learning)
- 267.480 congratulations to my wife, my beautiful wife, celebrating 12 years of being married to a bald goblin, a hairless ogre made of lumps of meat. my beautiful elegant spouse over a decade now being married to kind of a homunculus pulled from the microwave 30 seconds before the ding went off. kind of crazy, right? some kind of troll, yes. Search ↗