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Librarian Mon May 25 Watch on YouTube ↗

536.880 being married to a bald goblin, a hairless ogre, made of lumps of meat. my beautiful, elegant spouse over a decade now. being married to kind of a homunculus pulled from the microwave 30 seconds before the ding went off. some kind of troll. yes. some kind of a creature that Search ↗

Northernlion Wed May 27 Watch on YouTube ↗

267.480 congratulations to my wife, my beautiful wife, celebrating 12 years of being married to a bald goblin, a hairless ogre made of lumps of meat. my beautiful elegant spouse over a decade now being married to kind of a homunculus pulled from the microwave 30 seconds before the ding went off. kind of crazy, right? some kind of troll, yes. Search ↗