Quotes about “"ass fuck you"”
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fuck you, radiant corsair ass. fuck you. i dominated him except he had the best skill in the game. monster skill merchant, 100%. 100%. that's 100%. it was ed. madeline blonk's in ed? i didn't know that. that's the matthew mcconaughey... what's her name from dharma and greg? jenna elfman? jenna? i feel like that's... oh, that's ed tv.
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day of the week. okay. yeah. was the first one. it's all just fucking day. yeah, but you've been rhymed lips with crypt and it just didn't work. i mean, you wrote a lips and crypt rhyme. let's keep it moving. we have three rounds to go. now let's check out the numbers. let's see who winning this right now. oh, okay. now, you're a gene. you'll kick teens ass. fuck you, gene. all right. it's time to get right. oh, what the fuck is an adverb of time, man?
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that's as much heat as you're willing to put up with? you just kinda wasted my precious time. well, don't think twice. it's alright, buddy. dude never microwave a bowl of chili for two minutes. when the bowl is hot but the chili's still cold and the fajitas come out sizzlin', bro, old ass fuck you, you'll be there too one day, yeti. i was thinking about that. it's crazy that you don't get to pick your age.
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here, it's what you've been looking for. reading card that says, i want a pizza, open it up, pizza that ass. fuck you hallmark. how did you get the good ending? uh, cause i played the game with a pure spirit, with a pure heart, open to the whatever narrative choices appeared to me. the game obviously sensed that i'm a good person and decided to reward me with the ending that is best for me.
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oh, it's because there's five instead of four. that's so bullshit, man. that's bullshit. they have five of them and there's only four that are correct. only shook my ass. fuck you. i think you baited me out of the one that would have been correct and the one that was incorrect. i don't know. i'm pissed because i hate when they do this. i'm throwing, i'm throwing, man. okay. okay. i got the blue first, apparently. like there's definitely one that's like...
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because pc's will always be there to be like, fuck you. i'm gonna take eight cores and shove them up your ass. fuck you, i won't do what you tell me. fuck you, i won't clean up my bedroom!
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tight tight tight. uhh, broccoli. and... water. this dude's crazy. uh, the tray's... it's... it's trippy. want apple salad, please? not if i'm gonna let you get that broccoli one once it's ready. yes, chef. there you go, chefs. okay. broccoli has been got. oh, and the... yeah, yeah, yeah. no problem, no problem. there we go. oh, plain ass. fuck you. you idiot. i don't get this plate.
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i sidestepped your brick but i kept us in the same spot. jason earles, man? okay, how about american pie presents beta house? he's not in that one, huh? how about american wedding? how about american pie presents the book of love? they didn't bring jason earles back for those, okay? that's so sweet, life of hannah montana. why are there so many people that play disney channel original movies, man? lisa frankenstein? dead ass? fuck you.
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yeah, you did. you could at least get her like a blanket or something. but that's not why i did it. the truth is, i hated you. i wanted you out of the way. i wanted my life back. if that's true, then why do you look so sad? it's okay, james. here. what is this? it's what you've been looking for. reading card that says, i want a pizza. open it up. pizza that ass. fuck you, hallmark.
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you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? no, i didn't think so. i didn't think so. and why do they make it so chewable? you see, they call it chewing gum. as if there's any other kind of gum! is there a drinking gum i've missed? whatever, man. what the fuck you, jerry seinfeld ass? fuck you, nobody. oh, yeah.
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