Quotes about “"almost died"”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸1⧸17]
- 1035.160 by the way, i almost died yesterday guys. yeah, i saw your tweet. i saw you tweeted that, what happened? it was awful. i was just going to the gas station at like 11 o'clock and i'm passing one of the busier roads during the daytime usually and it's a green light, okay? so i'm just going past the road at like 40 to 45 and this car just decides to turn in front of me to take a left. Search ↗
- 1314.040 man, i wish i was strapped. i was gonna shoot their tires out like pub battleground style. be like, yeah, let's see you get to the safe point now. is that like reverse road rage? it was, no. lisa was like, i told her the story and i was like, yeah, i just wanted to kill that person. i was so mad. she was like, well, that's the opposite response i was thinking you were gonna have. i thought you'd be like sad and scared that you almost died. i was like, i wanted to chase him down. yeah, i'm basically like a baby. like i've completely Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [January 16th, 2014] (2⧸2)
- 3924.70 i guess i could have bombed my way in too. i am like really not used to not having paste. that's one of the hardest things to get used to. for a while i was like, you know, when you don't have the pictures made, that's real weird. oh, god dammit. i'm still alive, but i just blew up the altar by accident. didn't want to do that. i'm just leaving. like the stream? no, no, i'm leaving this level. okay. i almost died to boo frog, so... Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸10⧸18]
- 9300.700 obviously you can't do that for every single video, but most of them at least are like just literally what the video is. which i think that's helpful when you're a viewer and you want to know what's in the video. yeah, the title, like dan's titles, i actually don't mind. this would be like, you know, ned starkey and tarky. and then you click on it and you're like, this has nothing to do with it at all. but if, you know, video, a lot of vloggers are really bad for it. i almost died. Search ↗
- 9331.580 worst thing ever happened. oh my god. my phone bill was $20 more this month than they there's this one youtuber who had like seven i almost died videos. it's like how are you living such a dangerous life? i crossed the road and a bus was was coming but then it was a red light so it didn't hit me hmm Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 28th, 2016]
- 1891.74 because of the copenhagen incident. thank you for the free so we don't talk about the copenhagen incident we try to keep it a political on the show like limp bizkit used to be top secret cobalt god almost died on that run, but i still won. i don't know like this i feel like the 2016 election is such a huge news story that i can make this joke without her being political but i can't get out of my head Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! (October 28th, 2020)
- 6153.72 do like an extreme maneuver to pass him. i forgot to pay attention almost died and uh like he just lost control turning into the right lane not surprised and then it hit a street sign off the side of the road i assume he's okay, but it was just like they'll probably make him the mayor terrible drivers. sorry. i was a senator spicy Search ↗
How to Choke 101 ｜ Fall Guys #35
- 1566.02 but not jump. alright, the guy who tried to kill us almost died. that was scary. honestly, i would give us a pretty good chance of dying in the future. guess what? silver in blue. 71 04. get ready to eat my rear rockets. this will probably be tiptoe. somebody at the door? allow me to check. there is, indeed. it's food. poggy. block party. you love to see it? Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [April 3rd, 2014] (2⧸2)
- 4144.02 i just won mine. oh well beating olmec isn't really a win nick, sorry. no it is. nope. i almost died in the lava walking through to hell too. might as well be walking on the side. oh you're going to hell! yeah i'm going to hell. alright that's allowed then. do it nick! godspeed. thank you. maybe we'll get the amulet. i hear crowds like to see me get the amulet. i don't know why, that's like a fan favorite item. it does. sorry josh. i'm not really sorry. it's okay, don't i can't. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 11th, 2014] (1⧸2)
- 605.42 yeah, chef ramsay almost died trying to eat a penguin one day. he like died in the process of consuming it? he was trying to chase one down. oh, you slip on the ice? and he like almost fell off an iceberg or something is what i heard. that's a nasty way to go. i'm so glad he didn't die because he's produced like thousands of tv shows since then. yeah, f word. masterchef, hell's kitchen, kitchen nightmares, hotel hell. there's so many more. Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH - Let's Play - Episode 90 [Hercules]
- 534.64 this hasn't really been like an over the top, super powerful run yet, so i'm pleased with the fact that our damage is still pretty okay here. like, our damage is good, we haven't taken too much stupid damage outside of the first floor where we of course almost died, but if you ignore that it's been alright. that was probably the best dodge i've ever made. most of the time i would have definitely just taken that damage on the chin. oh! and then, aggro fly saved the shit out of us there. okay, we were flying a little too close to the sun though. let's relax a little bit. okay. Search ↗