Quotes about “"You should be in prison"”
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i was saying this in kate's chat, bluey is a good show. that being said, if you're an adult and you don't have kids and you watch bluey episodes as they come out, my opinion is you should be in prison. at least until you learn your lesson. but i genuinely... i reject the idea that as a streamer, as a pseudo public figure, i'm not allowed to have some insane takes. i'm just a normal person.
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the cowgirl. and all the subsequent toy stories just originally introduced in the second one. he doesn't know you can cancel into a role? i know! that's why i need to be against people like me. i need to be... i need to be with my clique. i'm not with my clique anymore, that's the problem. if you know what a focus attack dash cancel is, you shouldn't be in my game. you should be in prison. that's what i've been saying the whole time! who pronounces it clique?
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whitehead then delivered, and these are in quotes, some very hammer like blows below the belt. houdini was reclining on a couch at the time having broken his ankle while performing several days earlier. no, man, no, no, okay, j. gordon whitehead, you're crazy for that one. dude already had a broken ankle, he was laying on the couch? you asked him if he believed in god and then beat the shit out of him? that's insane, you should be in prison, bro.
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anyway to business. i'll pay you for fish. bigger and fresher means more money. some species are just worth more too. other towns on other islands might pay you different but while you've still got a debt here i suggest you work on paying it off first. so let's see what you got. i would like to sell all fish for $117. 17% interest? this is illegal! this is like the guy who invented the payday loan corporation. you should be in prison. you know what, i think three golf flounder is perfect right now.
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if he stole $1,000, would you be writing in the comments saying it's not about the $1,000? or would you be saying you should be in prison? it's literally about the $3. on the occasion, it would have been better overall to not tip the driver. source, not the driver.
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yeah, zombie burlesque, i can highly recommend it was something else. look, it's not like watching, like, coco melon. if you watch coco melon as an adult, you should be in prison. but, like, bluey is just more like, come on, you gotta have some more respect for your media diet. why don't you watch a show with, like, some fucking dragons or something, and the aegon, and the dagon, and the smeagol, and targaryens, and the... i haven't watched any of that new stuff.
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if you know what a focus attack dash cancel is, you shouldn't be in my game. you should be in prison. that's the whole, that's what i've been saying the whole time. it's the 0 10 0, the dream. i can't climb this shit with the lead pipe in my hand. green build. full green build, then all we need is sadistic. i'm sorry, even with all this in mind, i can't just ignore a red juice. it's not part of the toolbox. you have to take a red juice.
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this is like the guy who invented the payday loan corporation. you should be in prison. the mayor is standing outside. excellent work. i have no doubt you'll be able to provide for this town. look here, i found this down by the docks. i'm sure someone like you could make something out of it. why don't you take it? you must take these items. a curious looking component could be used to develop some new equipment but would need some investigation at the dock first.
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a video as long as it's suitably funny. but what you definitely cannot do, and i would agree with this, you cannot show somebody a funny video on your own phone. you can link it to them and give them the chance to watch it in their own time. you can't pull out your phone and be like, hey, watch this video, especially if it's longer than 30 seconds long. if it's more than two minutes long, you should be in prison. phones are an extension of yourself. it's like handing someone your foot.
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if convicted, what are the penalties of a first offense? i gotta download a fucking pdf. just relax, wisconsin.gov. do you even know how to open a pdf in manitowoc county? i don't know, this seems sus. six to nine month driver's license revocation fines, aoda assessment, possibly an iid in your vehicle for one year? that, i mean, listen, maybe you should be in prison for life, but that still sounds like pretty, sounds pretty normal for canada, i would say.
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