Quotes about “"You literally can't say that"”
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2150.860
i could tell from the speed they wanted to make this one look like 666. you literally can't say that? i literally can and i just did. you're stupid if you don't smoke. what's next? mods, put a satire tag in the title. we're baiting. whenever five patterns trigger double the value of i mean this seems that seems like endgame. that seems like something we want in the endgame. you seem like the hell is this? rock.
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1908.180
you literally have to hope they score on themselves. no, no, you have to do that. i wait for an opportunity where they suffer from a self inflicted error. oh shit. he's a crazy server, man. too much power. they didn't expect that. bro said choke on it. you literally can't say that. you're gonna get in trouble, man. he's a late jumper. how would i exploit a late jumper? something like that maybe. something like randomly mashing the button. hi, jorbs.
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1222.980
of course it sucks, it's campbell's soup. like, it's not designed to be good, it's designed to eat like when you're sick. it's designed to be eaten when you don't have taste buds. like they haven't changed the recipe since like world war i, man. that shit was invented like a year after canning. i know that's 985. yes sir. still better than habitat? excuse me, habitat pea soup is a french canadian classic. you literally can't say that shit. habitat in the yellow can.
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7064.800
if you're gonna stream snipe, at least help him get some kills. you literally can't say that. you literally can't say that. you're gonna get me banned from pubg. stream snipe, get in the lobby, closed stream, mute stream, take off your headphones. you are not allowed to assist me. if you try to assist me, i have to shoot on sight. it's on sight, bro. oh, othella! holy cow. oh, i appreciate the aim training either way. that's why we get 232 bullets in your sniper. pop friend, by the way, i didn't mean you had to go.
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227.480
where's doofy? you literally can't say that. they're saying you can't make comedies anymore where a guy named doofy sticks his penis into a vacuum cleaner. this is stimulating getting a blowjob. they're saying you can't make movies where a guy named doofy gets sucked off by a vacuum cleaner. i told you not to bother me when i'm cleaning my room! remember when he... yeah, i do remember. i do remember when he made the other cop smell his finger. well, first, the first cop, i'm just going to say it. he's a bit of a chauvinist.
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3547.100
but you never know. you never know. you're not? you literally can't say that. you can't i don't know what the you're gonna get in trouble. you can't say that. i might be. kinshan judkins! at least i got football. that's leroy judkins. leroy movies! i gotta say, i'm loving leroy metta. really? you like leroy metta? what's leroy metta?
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1761.720
you were so proud of the pikachu you got for your daughter? yeah, but that wasn't in japan. that was at the e spot. that was at the e spot in richmond. nakano broadway is better? just say you're 5'2 without saying you're 5'2. can i get an editor's note? i need an asterisk and then a footnote. the ceilings in nakano broadway are very small. you literally can't say that? i can say whatever i want. watch this. that's natalie portman from garden state.
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2117.060
that's only 2x pimpi? you literally can't say that because that's a real dog. and as far as i know, 2x pimpi has no charges. no teardrops tattooed on 2x pimpi. we need to bring it back, man. yup, what is it? yup, i cloned pimpi. i brought pimpi back from the dead. red rum, that's it.
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322.28
by lady a as they now call themselves. that's pretty good, man. what you posted. the mashup was really hard. we could have gotten greg maddux too which is kind of pissing me off but olivia wilde, that's okay, insane pull because this is olivia wilde with dyed hair, man. i could, the jaw, it's an olivia wilde jaw but still. she got that blockhead? you literally can't say that, okay? it's illegal, that's tos.
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3207.920
calm down. what the? and who the hell are you acting all superior? i don't have to take this. how about you put a leash on your girlfriend? you can't say that. you literally can't say that. that's what andy bernard said in 40 year old girlfriend. don't believe a word he says or smooth, but such a liar. asshole. if you go, the offer is up. it's now or never. your call.
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6653.280
i don't have to take this. how about you put a leash on your girlfriend? you can't say that. you literally can't say that. that's what andy bernard said in 40 year old girlfriend. don't believe a word he says or smooth, but such a liar. asshole. if you go, the offer is up. it's now or never. your call. give me a few minutes. i need to make a phone call. it's me. he wants more money.
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