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i wonder who that could be? could just, you know, great minds think alike. you ever hear that expression? wow, malf with the spiteful quiplash denial. honestly, i was like half paying attention because this guy just... god dammit. alex dragan'd me. alex dragan? a strange question to find on an iq test. 34n plus 12 is what favorite capital of sweden? or have you seen a nick cage movie?
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he's gonna reach out and grab you. oh! you have missed it completely! i hate this game! just grabbed him, but no, i guess whatever. you have to grab him, though. i grabbed him. clearly, he has the tail on. see, it's actually kind of cheating because he can see my arrow. you should break their ankles. you can see nameplates no matter what. you can see this. he's giving you the old finger. oh my god. wow. malf, are your ankles okay?
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i wonder who that could be? it could just, you know, great minds think alike. you ever hear that expression? wow, malf with the spiteful quiplash denial. honestly, i was like half paying attention because this guy just... god dammit. alex dragon'd me. alex dragon? a strange question to find on an iq test. 34n plus 12 is what favorite capital of sweden? or have you seen a nick cage movie?
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wow, malf, why does malmlet have three attempts? well, first of all, everybody's interfering with my... no one interfered that time, except you. well, i interfered... ryan was on the top of the ramp and i hit a brick wall. listen, do you want me to spawn in the rick and morty house or what? just give it two freaking seconds, i'm building an offshore platform. also, this isn't... okay. okay, i am prepared to see. okay. yeah, take your time.
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i don't know what i'm doing dude. the prophecies come true. oh close. wow ryan way to be consistent. wow malf way to come in third to two people who were trying to get the lowest score possible. you know what i mean? lungs is best.
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do you just sing at a catholic wedding like you have to sing amazing grace or something? no, but that would be pretty good. once a year there's a korean holiday called chuseok. wow, malf actually finished that. that's amazing. yeah, he did. chuseok? you chew on socks? i mean it's in korean, nick, so it doesn't really... you know, you call it thanksgiving. come on, say it out loud. they...
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wow, malf with the whiff. that all happened really fast. nick stole my boost, i didn't have enough boost. he stole my boost again! i didn't realize that in managing the boost it just means take control of the boost. what do you think it means if not that? he stole my boost! get it out boys! i'll help you on that one, sorry.
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sephora. so easy. it's so easy. sunshine day! man, he's freaking. i don't know how to make it play on here though. i mean... wow, malf, you're so smart. sunshine day. there it is. oh wait, no, that's not it. to the official music video. oh dude, i feel like i can context loose this one. hell yeah! that is... fuck, i love this. that's the... that's the one thing i know, dude.
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wait, what did you post then? do you think that 5g temple language? i thought it was kind of funny. fuck me, i guess. maybe it's the dumbest thing ever. yeah, it was probably the worst answer i've ever seen. wap got 45 fucking percent. are you insane? legendary. you won. i won. wow, malf. great quick life.
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came back from the dead? a phrase nobody in the history of mankind has ever uttered. wow, malf, great whiplash answer. or... lend me, daddy! lend me again!
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you would not staple them! that answer was the first one to make him laugh. you would use the stapler as a blunt force instrument. yeah, it would be a bloodshed. malf, you didn't laugh at... ...wow malf could quiplash answer? whatever he was around for that. they probably tweeted at him like, malf, you just got killed. staplers wins. if you really want to waste your one phone call in prison, call... saul.
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