Quotes about “"Wake up"”
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1562.30
75 cents an hour and you're like, oh please don't step on the thing that is like designed to be soft to step on. meanwhile like in the city sometimes i wake up and like on our front step there will just be like a garbage bag full of something and i'm just like i'm not gonna open it i just take it out and i throw it in the trash compactor because i'm like if i open it and there's something that might be criminally culpable if i see what's inside of it and i just like
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1645.84
i mean, i'm not not pissed when it happens, but it's also just like i mean, what are you gonna do? right? like it's a different world in this city, man. i don't expect you guys to understand. it's different out here, man. you get caught sleeping out here, you might never wake up. you know what i mean? like sometimes i there's this japanese restaurant i really like. sometimes i'm like, oh, maybe i'll get some takeout from there for lunch. then i walk up there closed on tuesdays.
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496.98
how easy streamers have it. let's bring it back that way. it's like the first, well i mean it's been this way for like close to a year i guess but um really getting used to the idea of like i wake up when i have to wake up instead of just like uh i wake up whenever i want to wake up which just happened to be you know around the same time in a relatively reasonable time on a daily basis
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560.84
and even then i'm also, you know, begrudgingly going to acknowledge that i think that we're insNLy lucky with how our child sleeps. you know, i think especially when they start to get a little bit more independence in that, you know, 2 3 age range. really? this is what you gave me with satanic bible? they start to wake up like on the weekends of like 536. oh my god. i mean it is what it is. but maybe i'll relish it. i mean...
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3041.10
i think it's like the internet's great. it's just social media is like... let me give you an example. i wake up in the morning, you know, post a tiktok, go to twitter and like the first thing i see is just like... for some reason i think that twitter thinks like i'm part of some male versus female war on society. so i'm constantly seeing like posts from influencer dudes that are like, you know, women are cooked and then posts replying to it from
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3071.00
influencer women who are like, no actually men are cooked and i'm like you guys realize that you're destroying society right? like every day you wake up and you're like i'm gonna erode the fabric of modern life.
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204.18
like when people say you're more likely to like shoot someone in your family than shoot an intruder. i know like everybody or the average person is like, not me dude. i just it's simple. i just wouldn't shoot my family and i'd shoot an intruder instead. i'm like, that's me. i'll wake up like half asleep and be like, we're being robbed! bang! oh no! you know, like
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3863.74
some kind of creepy. what was that game even? was that? pulls out the switch. was that like operation but on a... but on daddy. well, there was a variable amount of time that you could press this button before daddy would wake up. sometimes it would be like two presses, sometimes it would be like 30. and every time you got like, you landed on a certain square, you had to press it the number of times that you rolled the dice, so it was always like, is it gonna happen? i don't know. so you just randomly lose. yeah, pretty much.
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5350.72
yeah, just sneeze into your beard. it's gross. smells like margarine. that actually would be amazing if you just had like a really big beard and you just... that wouldn't even be easy to clean up. no, that'd be awful, probably. you'd just have to take a shower after that. oh my god. you're great though. real talk though, when you're sick and you sleep with a humidifier, you wake up and you just have the most satisfying nose blowing experience of your life.
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1254.32
let's go. this is another typewriter, unless leon took this one with him as well. you know earlier we were like, man it's amazing there's always a typewriter when leon needs one. nah dude, you know why? because my man was carrying around a bag full of typewriters. fanny pack full of... this would be a great time to know a typewriter brand, but i don't. there's one behind there too. me trying to wake up in the morning when my arm is asleep. excuse me?
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2026.52
why do you have photoshop open in the background? it's a conscious thing i do all the time. i always open it before the stream. it's definitely not a situation where i have it open because i'm, you know, putting thumbnails up until like 11pm and then i'm like, oh, i gotta go to bed immediately. wake up, go my vaccine appointment, eat a habanero chicken sandwich from mcdonald's, give it a 3.5 out of five, do my civic duty, go live immediately playing mario kart and then
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412.04
i would lose my mind for sure. did you do something bad? when the alert goes off, do you feel stressed? no, i just don't like hearing that i got a new email. like every morning, that's the worst part of my morning, which is why i do it first. i wake up and check my email. people don't contact me unless they want something. because you don't reply to them. be that as it may, it still hurts. but then they will still message you.
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339.08
i think we passed. there was a play, you discard underhanded strike for seven and then deal eight with your other dagger spray, but i don't think it's very good. this is what we want i think. you know, we want a noxious, poison, i don't know if you'll wake up actually because you're not taking damage until the end of the turn. so maybe i won't neutralize and i'll see if i buy an extra turn somehow. i don't think i do. but it's not like neutralize in the end was three damage, so it's not a big deal.
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1961.78
i love backflip, i love noxious fumes, but i mean it's gonna be an upgraded noxious now that i think about it. i think we can afford to fit that into a non poison deck, even though backflip is also like agnostically a great card. oh my god! it's the wake up time in the house of the cats. skewer for one still gets a kill. not my favorite first turn, but life goes on. do we have a dagger spray in this? i can't remember, we're weak anyway, so it's not really a huge deal, but...
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3996.80
same dude who said it's your turn when it wasn't my turn. i said apologize. he said sorry, i'm not american. slash monitor snokus gaming. there you go. you got a caution on yourself right now. you got a yellow card hanging over your head, okay? give me a second. i gotta focus on my football. me when i wake up. it's a one piece, but you know, hang on, wake me up.
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